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Zyde

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Zyde

Click here for nude pictures ABOUT ME - People tend to call me Chris - I am from Italy - I am a Halfghan - I'm really a fat kid trapped in a skinny kid's body - I enjoy taking vigorous walks to the gas station from my car to pick up "lottery tickets" - I plan to live forever, or die trying.About MY family, check out this site. www.4dw.net/royalark/Afghanistan/yunusi.htmMY LIKES: I like what everyone else likes: - Parking in handicap spaces - Talking to strangers - Following random people - Stealing candy from babies - Wild hardcore midget sex - Making fun of old people to their faces when their hearing aids are off - Feeding the neighbor's dog peanut butter - Fidgeting - Spurlunking - Ladies - Jaywalking - Throwing things lit on fire - What we call bowlingDon't forget - Gnats - Police / / / HOME aka ITALY!THIS IS WHO I WOULD LIKE TO MEET: Be a person of ACTION Message | Add | View Blog

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The Update

As many of you know I'm doing my best to move to San Diego, California. Here's the update. I was originally shooting for the beginning of spring semester 2008, but it looks like I'll be there at ...
Posted by Zyde on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:10:00 PST

To all my friends...

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? Or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't ...
Posted by Zyde on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:40:00 PST

Man handled.

I feel sooooo sore. today i was totally man handled by a girl that's 5'5" and about 80lbs lighter than me. how does something like that happen? she headbutted me in the nose. hit me in the face again...
Posted by Zyde on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

HAHA, I KNOW THE FUTURE

ok, with all these chain letters going around, and me being the sucker i am, ive opened like a million of them. so far fate has apparently decided that i will be single for the rest of my life, but s...
Posted by Zyde on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:45:00 PST