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Guillermo

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About Me

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Little do they know that you're wise and well accomplished beyond your years.
You will be remembered for: starring in your own TV show and saving the town from a comet
Your life philosophy: "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!" The Simpsons Personality Test ..This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace hmmm well where to start don't know where i am going but i know where i've been. always leaving good friends behind but i always come back. love to cook to eat to drink. anything good good friends, times, food, drink, weed, and mushies. love to snowboard,skate, and longboard not good at any of em though. i really love to cook. Cooking n eating good food n good sex are my favorite things ever. I' envious of lauren and all her tatts i only have one but need like a whole lot more. anything else i don't know just ask. coming to a city near you!! Martini!
Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You Know You're a Pothead When... You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem. Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle. Your bong is taller than your dog. You set your wedding date for 4/20. You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday. You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care. You start every sentence with - uhhh!. You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks. You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week. You wear sunglasses at night, and see better. You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter. Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator. Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You sell your car for gas money You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home! Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device.... Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone. Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep." You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed. You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out. You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends. .. -- -- 3.01 / 4.56 --
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My Interests

Alcohol cause of and solution to all of lifes problems "Homer J. Simpson" well what interests me well food and cooking it, getting high on life well pot also cause it makes food taste so yummy and makes everything funny i like to laugh. its gotta be good weed though cause shitty weed is well shitty. i like good beer guiness, beamish, my friend kevins home brew haven't had any for sometime now mother freakin bastard if you read this brew me up some of grampas cough medicine dammit. i like to hear what other people have to say what makes them think the way they do. so if ya get me to talk cus i am usually shy be warned i love to argue well discuss is what i call it even if i agree i tend to take the other side just to hear Y U think that way. i like sudays at the pub with some good friends watchin football taking off at halftime for well lets just say beer pot friends and football just go so wonderfully together if only our government would get its head out of its butt and legalize it i would just stay and light up in the bar and spread the love. San Francisco 49er's is my team all day long baby!!! too bad were kinda hurtin this yr. i love to talk shit but all in good fun never take me seriously ever or i will kick your ass!! hhhmmm what else well beer, sex, food, sex, pot, pot, pot, sex, a nice spliff after sex. i'm a guy whattaya expect anything else you wanna know just ask you nosey MoFo

I'd like to meet:

those that pursue life have passion and are willing to experience anything

Music:

lots of electronic music mostly breakbeat and trance. good hip hop not much of a gangsta rap kinda person except the old shit like old snoop, dre, cube, shit like that. cypress hills old stuff, greatful dead, THE BEATLES are the greatest band ever together and as solo artists even ringo, the doors, janis joplin, csny, hendrix, jack johnson, ACDC, dylan, bob marley is right up there with the beatles, lots of ska bands that i like but don't know there names, lets go bowling, the english beat, jazz music old more than new, lots of 40's and 50's music, Authority zero at least there mesa town song cuz thats where im from mesatown baby, theres very little country i like but i must admit i do like some, i am a fan of willie nelson though he rocks iconsider hima hippie more than country though, black eyed peas mmmyumm im in love with fergie*licks lips* mmmm, pink floyd, beastie boys, nirvanas unplugged album, david bowie, james taylor, hmmm i could go on and on so i'll stop there but if it sounds good has a beat i can dance to i probably like it.

Movies:

anything so stupid its funny and kung fu fighting action kinda stuff. super troopers is *meow* my favorite movie though i could watch it a million *meow* more times and it would still always be freakin hilarious. oh *meow*and do pornos count as movies hmmm? oh *meow*also anything angelina jolie has ever done is worth my time*meeeoww*. if she would only co star with *meow* in a porno i could die a happy happy man!! *Meow* new ones are the aristocrats the wedding crashers and the 40 yr old virgin funny funny shit

Television:

Invader Zim, The Simpsons, food network, family guy, cowboy beebop, that 70's show, CSI, roseanne, and whatever the tv tells me i should like.

Books:

whats a bbb oook? oh you mean like the entire calvin and hobbs series ya i liked that one very deep and oh yeah i did read timothy learys biography did my english paper senior yr on him got an A even. The Divinci Code, Forrest Gump, n the Hobbit n the 3 lord of the rings books. i need to read more i know.

Heroes:

Timothy Leary he had a huge impact on me as the person i have become, Gahndi, Martin Luther King Jr., The Beatles, Bob Marley, my momma & pop of course, my big sis Kim, whoever planted the first pot seed, and anyone willing to stand up and be heard.

My Blog

Some more shit i wrote still unfinished

Don't let me go I cant be free you can't see me invisible indivisible indestructible reluctant to the truth that spews forth on your brainwaves turning those to dumb into slaves and drives the weak in...
Posted by Guillermo on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 10:52:00 PST

a bunch of shit i wrote

for the girl who still has my heart shes in every songgood memories gone wrongi'm still addictedit's self inflictedi'd die for morei feel it to my coremy very being dieswhen i look for her eyesto humb...
Posted by Guillermo on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 05:51:00 PST

something someone sent me kinda cheesy but i like it

Moments in Life There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but of...
Posted by Guillermo on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:03:00 PST