Someone like my mom before she met my dad, because she wasn't my mom then and it is not as gross. A good date would be: a shower with shampoo so good I want to eat it, enough pomade to make my head look like the exxon oil spill, take the motorcycle with a cute kitten more cherry than my bike holdin' tight, to the best mexican resturant this side of the border, then scatter the day with vinyl records, green tea, guitar pickin, smoothies, massages, end it at a show half the time clearing the pit the other half exchanging guinness covered kisses with my girl. I daydream too much....I will have to settle for the stupid bar whore gap ads that won't leave me the hell alone, If I hear "can we just listen to the radio" one more time, I will drive my car off a cliff all grease movie drama style.. you know with the lit lucky strike hang out the side of my mouth....I hate cigarette's. SINCE I learned many times over that nice guys finish last! I will do the single parent adoption, and get me a dog, that will last me 12-14 years! Hell yeah that's more reliable then a jap car!! Jaded and calloused...you wanna feel what it's like to be me...go to buy your favorite most expensive coffee con-cock-shun...and pour it on your lap! Scald yourself.. yes, but smell that sweet aroma!!! If you can put up with A.D.D. and long winded conversations, are into something I am into or can show me new things to better myself then maybe I want to meet you! For the most part I want to use this to keep in touch with friends I already have cause they are all in one spot or will be! But if I happen to meet so cool people or a cute rockabilly/punk/hardcore/oi/rudegirl/sickgirl/metal/byrd/cow girl...who is intelligent, funny, tough,a good kisser and honestly looks good because I sure am not hurtin'...then so be it.