"I'd just like to express my feelings for the record, that I fucking hate emo music with a vengeance, I do I hate it, I can’t believe how much I hate it. The whole thing about it. They’ve all got stupid names like Dentists on Friday. Boy Eats Corn. Grant Smells Of Cheese on Tuesday. It's not even emotional; it's just crying about your girlfriend and wearing baggy trousers."-Dani Filth
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
By reading my profile, you'll find out Im really something else...or so I used to be told...
Hi...Im Lexie..my name is actually Alexandrea and you may refer to me as such if you feel you must.
I have dark hair and green eyes. Yes..be jealous
Im short...which is probably due to excessive coffee consumption as a child..Im 5 feet 2 inches big. I like being short and I like coffee and I drink it often. I weigh like..I dont know...105 pounds? yeah..around there...
Im telling you ahead of time that I Hate Everyone.
I am Siderodromophobic and it actually does interfere with my everyday life because I cant even drive over a train crossing without stopping the car and looking both ways a million times just to be sure, I cant look down the tracks and see a train headlight without hyperventilating or crying, if I hear a train horn or even just the sounds they make I get scared and my body goes numb and I get shaky, and if the crossing arms go down when Im near them my lungs wont let me breathe and my body goes numb and I cry...having that problem whilst trying to drive has nearly gotten me in wrecks.
I can stand on one foot whilst putting my other leg straight up in the air!! Magnificent! Send me to the circus!!
I talk, laugh, and think very loudly and high pitched if Im excited...so I'm often told to use my "inside voice". Define "inside voice" and I'll try and search for it..cuz Im not sure I was born with one of those...
I make puking, grunting, screeching, raaarring, and all around loud and aggrivating noises repetitively.
I guess you could say Im a deviant...
I prefer warm pop over cold
My favorite colors are BLACK , PURPLE , SLIME GREEN , and GRAY.
When I answer the phone, I say "HERRRRO?!" Instead of "hello"..it makes a bigger statement.
My best friend is my boyfriend, Ian....keep in mind that I HAVE A BOYFRIEND ...I appreciate compliments but let's keep it tasteful and respectful towards him cuz how would you feel if some guy was saying perverted things to your girlfriend?? So..please watch what you say to me because I love him and I dont care how sexy you think you are or how hot your body is..it doesnt matter to me!
I dont dot my i's....I just dont. Enough said
Gosh darn it, I love CHEESECAKE!
I dont like it when people use big words when they dont even know what they mean...seriously..look words up before you use them. It's also really caustic when someone tries to use Shakespearean language...and they say "Come to thee!!!" or "Im at thy house." Just because "thee" rhymes with "me" and "thy" rhymes with "my" DOESNT mean that they represent the same thing. Thee and thy are forms of YOU...not ME.
I Hate stupid people....so if you are stupid, or you act stupid cuz you think its cute, dont talk to me. Something that is stupid that too many people do is say that something is random...or that they are random..or that they are thinking random thoughts...it's so annoying to have to hear the world "random" for everything...not everything is "random"...get a new word.
I dont do sports. No thank you.
I know how people look at me, and it doesnt bother me at all because Im comfortable with myself for once in my life. It just makes me laugh to know that I've affected you so much whilst sitting there and minding my own business =).
I do like when people try to be mean to me and argue with me and insult me...it makes me smile cuz I have the chance to display my awesome insulting techniques... Im not that great but you have your imperfections as well and I have NO problem pointing them out very loudly in front of everyone. Dont be a bitch if you dont want me to be one back.
Cereal is my favorite..I can eat it all day, everyday. Yes. I get sad when my parents wont let me eat if for supper...it's an afternoon treat for the soul! It gives you a good spirit...I dont know what to do..it just takes me by the hand :)
Im a germophobe. If you sneeze near me, rest assured that I will whip out my hand sanitizer and bless your wee little germ infested mittens with a few drops. I hate when people touch things after they sneeze...or when they drink the last little bit of their beverage...or when they dont wash their hands when they are done in the bathroom....I also put my sleeve over my hand whilst opening the bathroom door. Yes...I hate bacteria. Everything, including you, is teeming with microbes.
I am not good at, but am able to play the guitar and bass. I have one of each, and it is kickass.
I cannot control the volume of my voice or the words that come out of my mouth most of the time. Using big words is a habit of mine, my friends get kinda mad cuz they never know what I mean when Im talking, so they feel kinda dumb.. but its just one of my many predispositions. Im thinking maybe they have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia...but that's just my theory on it...
I believe that vampires, mermaids, and fairies exist. I wish I was a mermaid more than anything else on the planet. You can ask anyone who knows me and they will tell you... I talk about it all the time.
I say more than anyone should and if it annoys you, too damn bad.
I have my bellybutton pierced, I have my ears pierced 9 times... 4 on the left and 5 on the right because I did the 5th one myself whilst talking to Ian on the phone.
When I graduate high school, I'm going to college to be a mortician. I know some of you cannot handle that and only think it's a depressing, gross, and freaky career. And many of you probably think I wanna do it just to play with corpses...but that's stupid and since you're thinking such things, I would assume that's what you would do if it was your career. I dont want to play with dead bodies. I dont want to do it because Im "weird" or Im "a freak". I dont want to do it because it "suits my style". Those things have NOTHING to do with it, and you're highly uneducated and stereotypical for assuming so. I want to give families a good last memory of their loved one cuz that's a chance I didnt get.
I dont know what else to say about myself... I like making new friends though so.. .add me or something. That would be . See Ya.
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