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About Me

You're a storm in my teacup
Hiiii!
- I don't know what I want out of life yet... but a family and a lovely girl to marry will do very nicely. :)
- I have been described as 'a charming eccentric'... Take that what you will
- I'm not very boyish in the sense that I love affection, compliments and being made to feel special.
- One day, I want to be a teacher. I love the responsibility that the kind of role implies: honing young minds and developing the future! Or, of course, slightly less responsible: building up my own secret army of children...
- I'm always rooting for the underdog.
- I hate competition, especialy in relationships; because I always lose.
- Mufasa deserved to die in the Lion King. Get over it. I mean, for God's sake. He had a brother called Scar and still didn't see it coming? Grade A idiot. Saying that, Disney films are top.
- I'm pretty much pro-choice in everything: euthanasia, abortion, religion, sexual preferences. It's your life, live it how you feel is best for you. Perhaps that statement does not extend to euthanasia... but you get what I'm saying.
- I am now a graduate, taking a year to build me up some money before branching out on my own.
- I love nothing more than seeing my friends.
- Pro animal testing. Sorry, hippies.
- I don't quite understand people who regret their past. Our pasts shape us into the people we are today, and for good or bad, we have to deal with them.
- Just like Donkey in Shrek, yes I can talk, it's getting me to shut up that's the trick. Oh God, that sounded so lame...
- I find it really embarassing when people come over to me in Manchester or in Bangor exclaiming "I know you from Myspace!" Okay, that's great. A bit of subtlety would be appreciated, if you please? I have no reputation to uphold.
- I can't fucking stand the 'Anti-Fascist League'. Hypocrites.
- I also don't like people who tell me that I can't do something. Don't hold me back from my dreams.
- I do tend to get distracted very easily, so if I don't reply to your MSN/text messages or even when I'm sat in front of you... please forgive me. I usually do get back to you, at some point. The next day. Maybe.
Harry Potter Fingerpuppets and 'The Mysterious Ticking Noise'
Funniest thing ever.
That's it really. I'm just your average guy with unrealised pretentions of making a difference in the world.
Add me if you like, I really enjoy meeting new people. Especially if you're a girl. Ayeee. ;)
Oh, and remember it's just a day.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

" You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... *dies*"
If you haven't seen "The Princess Bride", message me. I'll make sure that you do very soon.
Kiera Knightley please.
Derren Brown. I want to know in particular how he does a certain zombie trick...

My Blog

On Religion

Right, I've been accused by a few people of having some kind of vendetta against religion and faith. So to close the book on the subject, I thought I'd write all my feelings down on the matter here an...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:10:00 GMT

An Open Letter To Greenday

I could not possibly even hope to express the sheer irony of such a self-obsessed, self-styled 'super-group' covering such a classic song as 'Working Class Hero'. A song which describes the hardship o...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 16:33:00 GMT

Dunno.

Life is pretty ace at the moment. I've already had drunken times, lots of dancing and random women claiming that they know me from Stockport, a place I've never visited in my life! ALSO, the new job a...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 04:18:00 GMT

Considering...

Considering the amount of bile and hatred that the general public seems to be spewing at the Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church for their 'God hates Fags' campaign, the media aren't half giving th...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:30:00 GMT

Memories - Second Year of University

Well, it's basically the end of my second academic year of university life, a rather depressing milestone, and so I thought I'd sum up the year with a list of memories that I'll probably always rememb...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:57:00 GMT

The Belle Vue

I love the Belle Vue pub, I do. It's definately one of those quaint little 'old school' pubs, situated on the corner of two busy roads, where just about any fucker from any strata of society ends up, ...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 06:00:00 GMT

Song lyrics on my bedroom wall

Yes, this idea has been blatantly stolen from two of my friends, both of whom asked me to tell them some lyrics that have in some way either inspired me or just plain mean something to me, so that the...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:51:00 GMT

BNP allowed to speak in Bangor?

As some of you may know I'm becoming chairman of the Young Fabians society next academic year. Over the past year, the current chairman, Martin, has done an excellent job in producing a balanced and i...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 17:54:00 GMT

Responsible Parents

I didn't time my bus ride home very well yesterday from town, as my bus goes directly past the City stadium which had just finished a football game. Naturally, a few City fans clambered aboard after w...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:52:00 GMT

New confounded technologies...

Imagine I said the title to this blog in the best deep South American accent I could do. Whilst chewing tobacco. And playing the banjo on the front porch. Eyeing up childre-... okay, enough of that. M...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:30:00 GMT