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Dan

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About Me

THE CAMARO%D%AIS MY SHEPHERD; I SHALL NOT WANT. IT MAKETH ME BURNOUT ON BLACK PAVEMENTS; IT LEADETH ME BESIDE BUSY FREEWAYS. IT RESTORETH MY SOUL; IT LEADS ME IN THE PATH OF QUICKNESS FOR ITS NAME SAKE. YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF RICE, I SHALL FEAR NO TURBO; FOR TORQUE ART WITH ME; THY ROD AND THY PISTON, THEY COMFORT ME. THOU PREPAREST A TRACK BEFORE ME IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE ENEMIES; THOU HAST ANOINTED MY BEARINGS WITH OIL; MY CAR OVERPOWERS. SURELY TRACTION AND VICTORY SHALL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE, AND I SHALL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF THE V8 FOREVER. AMEN.%D%A
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%D?hevy always wins fords sucks, my 88 chevy silverado, and me and allies 87 Iroc z-28 Camaro project are my life.imports can go eat rice American muscle rules the streets, my friends are the best in the world and thank you all, id take a bullet for any of you."i dont need drugs to get high all i need is a 454 chevelle and a four speed muncie. thats better than any drug.barreling down a country road pinned back in your seat by a big block chevy screaming out its brutal tune slamming gears and as you take that turn and you hear those bfg/radials break loose into a sideways drift goosebumps come up your arm and up your neck as the tires get back traction and you take off again looking for a straightaway. The chevelle screams down the raod almost eating up the pavemant as it blasts past with blistering speed. All the wildlife flees as the primal grunt of that 454 tears through the open land. As the next turn comes out of the corner of your eye you see a white fender with a badge on it. shit. a cop. you got two choices. slow down and pull over, or let that chevelle stretch its legs some more. pretty ovbious choice. that cop didnt even get out of his spot before you were 2 miles up that road.And as your tach dips and dives, your exhasut screams and your tires fry, the sun sets in the sky and the chevelle turns into your garage for a good nights sleep awaiting for another day of driving"-me.yeah im pretty obsessed with muscle cars you might say =] form action='http://www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan the man
Birthday: 2/20/89
Birthplace: that hospital by the highway
Current Location: concordia
Eye Color: brownish?
Hair Color: brownish?
Height: tallish?
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: not sure some french, italian, irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: tim pros
Your Weakness: musclecars, girls
Your Fears: my car getting stolen/smashed
Your Perfect Pizza: cheeseyness
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: fix my car, get a good 72 chevelle/cutlass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: meh
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: my beefy muscles ya
Your Bedtime: hahahahah
Your Most Missed Memory: Crusin in Chris' Cutlass last summer
Pepsi or Coke: mountain dew
McDonalds or Burger King: either
Single or Group Dates: meeeeh single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: i dunno both
Cappuccino or Coffee: dont drink it too often but coffee
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: Holy shit yeah!
Do you Sing: nope
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: i dunno
Do you want to go to College: Auto / HOT ROD U at uti hopefully
Do you want to get Married: maybe if she likes cars
Do you belive in yourself: yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: driftin the montecarlinator 180 like ten times? I dont think so
Do you think you are Attractive: i dunno
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: mosta the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: no way maing
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: gay ass burlington mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: almost
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: uh no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hahahah yeah.
Ever been Drunk: not really
Ever been called a Tease: fuck you!
Ever been Beaten up: almost when i yelled at some kids, they started chasing after me.
Ever Shoplifted: yep. walgreens just makes you wanna steal
How do you want to Die: at the drag strip, then i want the hearse i'm in to do a burnout
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: auto mechanic/auto restorer/top fuel dragster engine rebuilder
What country would you most like to Visit: None usa rocks
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesent matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: tall, short all good
Weight: not "i equal 3 people!"
Best Clothing Style: fox, carhartt, dickies
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: buncha rap cds
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none, yet. want hot rod flames on my arm
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dunno
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - "What kind of muscle car are you?"

1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!
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What kind of racing do you like?

Drag
You love power, and your car shows it. Don't try turning though!
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My Interests

Muscle cars, biiig trucks,4x4, off roadin,mack trucks, workin on cars, snowmobiles, subs/major ultra ear bleed bass, buildin things, playin pool (even though i suck), wheelin,ATV's, bikes, chillin w/friends, drivin, all sortas good stuff, usually down for whatever.

I'd like to meet:

YOU MIGHT HAVE TO MUCH HORSEPOWER IF ...%D%A%D?. The emissions test guy starts laughing as soon as you pull onto the rollers.%D?. You can't drive your car in the rain.%D?. Your 'significant other' is afraid to drive your car.%D?. You are afraid to drive your car.%D?. You spend more on tires than on food.%D?. You spend more on car insurance than on house payments.%D?. You look in a state police car and see a picture of your car taped to the dash.%D?. You throw your underwear in the garbage rather than the hamper.%D?. You have to go to the track to buy gas.%D?0. Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you.%D?1. Jacques Villeneuve and Michael Schumacher wave you by.%D?2. You can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.%D?3. You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to the office.%D?4. Red signal lights shift to green as you're approaching then shift back to red as you're receding.%D?5. You arrive somewhere before you left.%D?6. You get pulled over for doing 155 in a 35 but the cops will let you go if "they can look under the hood."%D?7. You remove the $2000 stereo system to save 6 lb. of weight.%D?8. You are not allowed to run in the Silver State Challenge.%D?9. You get an anonymous phone call asking if you are interested in being in the Cannonball Run.%D?0. Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.%D?2. You need parachute braking.%D?3. Your 'significant other' won't even ride in the car.%D?4. There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighborhood at 6 am.%D?5. Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened. (Pets, and all the neighbors...)%D?6. Family photos throughout the house are replaced with life-sized posters of your car.%D?7. Fuel is delivered to your home: in 55 gallon drums!%D?8. You carry earplugs in your car.(doesn't everybody???)%D?9. The only spot on the car which receives any regular cleaning is the windshield. (what else is there to clean???)%D?0. You find out that side mirrors don't hold up at speeds exceeding 145 mph.%D?1. Young children cling to their mommies in fear when you round the corner.%D?2. Birds fall out of their nests from the rumble of your 5" dual exhaust.%D?3. All the major Tire makers are sending you free slicks in hopes of endorsment deal.%D?4. The UPS guy took to taking Steroids so he could keep up with your shipments.%D?5. The Fed Ex guy had a nervous breakdown.%D?6. All the wildlife within a 800ft radius around your house got the HELLOUT.%D?7. The nearest Geological Seismic Surveying Station Operator knows your address by heart.%D?8. A booming voice greets potential passengers with, "That's right ....you paid for the whole seat but you'll only need the EDGE.%D?9. The earth slows in rotation when you hook up on your new slicks and head east.%D?0. You have to screw your slicks to the wheels.%D?1. Your exhaust pipes are larger in diameter than your driveline.%D?2. Your fuel pump flows enough to water a golf course.%D?3. Your compression's high enough you could run diesel fuel.%D?4. The sparks from your wheelie bars start grass fires on the side of the road.%D?5. Your engine idles at 2800 rpm.%D?6. You measure the fuel you use in "gallons per mile."%D%A.. width="425" height="350" ..%D%A%D%A
Your Career Type: Realistic
%D%AYou are practical and mechanical.
%D%AYour talents lie in working with tools, mechanical or electrical drawings, machines, or animals.
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%D%AYou would make an excellent:
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%D?arpenter - Diesel Mechanic - Electrician
%D?armer - Fire Fighter - Flight Engineer
%D?orester - Locksmith - Locomotive Engineer
%D%APilot - Police Officer - Truck Driver
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%D%AThe worst career options for your are social careers, like social worker or teacher.%D%A What's Your Ideal Career? %D%A

Music:

Rap,rock but i'll listen to anything good.

Movies:

Gone In 60 Seconds,SCARFACE, DONET BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD, The Punisher, Happy Gilmoore, Training Day, south park movie, jay and silent bob strike back, dazed and confused, American Graffiti, dukes of hazzard, dazed and confused, anchorman, JACKASS, stewie griffin:the untold story, road warrior (noone knows that movie), smokey and the bandit,

Television:

Seinfeld, Simpsons, Family Guy, Horse Power tv, MXC, American Hot Rod, pretty much anything on comedy central, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, jackass, south park

Books:

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