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True Friendship, None of that Sissy Crap ...TOO FUNNY!!! Body: To all my Friends...Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this.- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...