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About Me

THIS IS MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT
+ Mike
+ 25
+ Fort Worth
+ Sorry, I'm TAKEN
+ Outgoing
+ Sarcastic
+ Stylish
+ Honest
+ Chivalrous
+ Funny
+ Wild
+ Articulate
+ Intelligent
+ Proud Republican
+ Open
+ I have really white teeth
+ I'm probably more tan than you
+ I'm not in great shape
+ I suck at remembering song lyrics
+ I'll make you laugh
+ I'm a grammar Nazi extraordinaire
+ I'm a man who discovered the wheel...
+ ...and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.
+ That's what kind of man I am.
+ You're just a woman with a small brain.
+ With a brain a third the size of us.
+ It's science.
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My Interests

♥ Concerts and shows
♥ Golf
♥ TV
♥ Chattin on tha net
♥ Meeting new people
♥ GQ
♥ Shopping
♥ Style
♥ Smelling good
♥ Abercrombie
♥ Hollister
♥ Express
♥ Banana Republic
♥ D&G
♥ Cavalli
♥ Lacoste
♥ Varvatos
♥ Gucci
♥ Girls in Jimmy Choo's
♥ Clubbing
♥ Dancing
♥ Nightlife
♥ Partying
♥ Drinking
♥ Playing pool
♥ Deep conversations
♥ Randomness
♥ Outdoors
♥ Road Trips
♥ College life
♥ Symphonies
♥ Opera
♥ Romance
♥ Kissing
♥ Spooning
Way too many more to list.

This thing PWN5 me.

Oh and...

Lovers

I'd like to meet:

GIRLS

= Stylish
= Unique
= 21+
= Outgoing
= Jeans & Heels... HOT
= Intelligent
= Adventurous
= Music lover
= Open mind
= Keep me on my toes
GUYS

= Drinking buddies
= Strip club buddies
= Golfing
= Music
= STRAIGHT
= 21+
= Bands & Band members
= Promoters & Booking agents
BOTH
! Do NOT start conversations with "What's up?" or any variations. The answer will always be "The opposite of down."
! Do NOT leave comments like "Thanks for the add." Thanking me for adding you is NOT a comment and the comment will be deleted (bands, artists, clubs, etc N/A).
! Do NOT ask me, "How'd you get your pic to move like that?" If you don't know how to do it already, it's far too complicated for your mind to process on what to do to get an animated picture.
! Do NOT use your (possessive-belongs to you) for you're (contraction-you are). The comment will be deleted and you will be BLOCKED.
! Knows the difference between your, you're, their, they're, there, where, wear, were, to, too.
! Spells definitely - definitely definately, definatly, definatley
! Spells tomorrow - tomorrow tomarrow, tomorow, tomarow

GQ MIKE's Promo:

Music:

Check out all these amazing bands Myspace pages!
BANDS I PROMOTE/MANAGE
Analogue
Skylines End
Valeyra
The Elliot Project
GREAT D/FW BANDS I ENDORSE
The Afters
Before the Fall
Don't Wake Aislin
Driven
Exit 380
The Flipside
Gazelles
Green River Ordinance
Kessler
Knockout Kings
Kristin Leigh Project
Ivoryline
Keeping Lions
Midlake
The Motion
Oceans Firing
Radiant
The Secret Handshake
Space Cadet
Sterling
OTHER GREAT BANDS
30 Seconds to Mars
Acceptance
A Change Of Pace
Action Action
AFI
Against Me
Alkaline Trio
All-American Rejects
Allister
Amber Pacific
American Hi-Fi
Anti-Flag
As Cities Burn
The Ataris
Atreyu
Augustana
Autopilot Off
Bayside
Beck
Ben Folds
The Bled
Bleed the Dream
Blink 182
Blood Brothers
Bowling For Soup
Boys Night Out
Brand New
Bright Eyes
Butch Walker
Cartel
The Click Five
Coheed and Cambria
Coldplay
Copeland
Cruiserweight
Dashboard Confessional
Dave Matthews Band
Day At The Fair
Death Cab For Cutie
Denver Harbor
The Descendants
Dexter Danger
Dropkick Murphys
Dynamite Hack
The Early November
Eisley
Emanuel
Emerson Hart (of Tonic)
Emery
Every Time I Die
The Faint
Fall Out Boy
Fenix TX
Finch
Five for Fighting
Flyleaf
From Autumn to Ashes
From First To Last
Funeral For A Friend
Further Seems Forever
Gavin Degraw
Get Up Kids
Glassjaw
Green Day
Gym Class Heroes
Haifax
Hawthorne Heights
Head Automatica
He is Legend
Hellogoodbye
Hey Mike!
Hidden In Plain View
Hollywood Undead
Houston Calls
Idiot Pilot
Jack Johnson
Jack's Mannequin
Jamison Parker
Jazon Mraz
Jeff Russo (of Tonic)
Jet
Jimmy Eat World
John Mayer
Josh Groban
The Julianna Theory
Less Than Jake
Lit
Madison
Mae
Maroon 5
Marvelous 3
Matchbook Romance
Mest
Midtown
Motion City Soundtrack
MXPX
My Chemical Romance
New Found Glory
NOFX
No Use For A Name
Oasis
Offspring
Panic! At The Disco
Pennywise
Plain White T's
The Postal Service
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Rancid
The Receiving End of Sirens
Red Lipstick Letter
Reggie And The Full Effect
Reliant K
Rise Against
Rufio
Ryan Cabrera
Saosin
Saves The Day
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Senses Fail
Something Corporate
The Spill Canvas
Spitalfield
The Starting Line
Stole Your Woman
Story Of The Year
Straylight Run
The Strokes
Sum 41
Switchfoot
Taking Back Sunday
Third Eye Blind
Thrice
Tokyo Rose
Tonic
The Transit War
Transplants
Umbrellas
Underoath
The Used
Weezer
Yellowcard

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption
Scarface
The Godfather
Se7en
13 monkeys
Amadeus
The Red Violin
Nosferatu
The Producers
ALL OF Tarrantino's films
The Seven Samurai
Super Troopers
Fargo
Old School
Dodgeball
Office Space
Napoleon Dynamite
Van Wilder
MANY MORE.

Television:

L O S T
Boston Legal
House M.D.
Real World
Family Guy
The Brak Show
Seinfeld
Simpsons
King of the Hill
Chappelle's Show
The Daily Show
Conan O' Brien
Law & Order(s)
CSI(s)
Friends
Frasier
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.

Heroes:

Zach Galifianakis - Stand up comedian
"You know what I like to do when I'm making out with a woman? I like to whisper in her ear..."
"Will you touch my Vagina."
And she's like, "What?!"
And I'm like, *whispering* "That's what you're supposed to say."
Jim Gaffigan - Stand up comedian
"There's some food there's no reason to ever eat. Like a Cinnabun. You ever eat a Cinnabun? You have to take a nap afterwards. I think I need some insulin... and a wheelbarrow for my half a bun. It's kinda generous calling it a bun, it's the size of a beanbag chair. Should I sit in it or eat it? I guess I could sit in it AND eat it."
James Spader - Cynnical asshole lawyer Alan Shore - Boston Legal

"You know I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton."
Hugh Laurie - Cynnical asshole Dr. Gregory House - House, M.D.
Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
Tom Leykis - Male chauvinist extrodinaire/radio talk show host
"We don't fall in love with you until we get some tail! If you think that we hear a word you say before we get in your panties, let me tell you something, we don't!"
Bender - Futurama's favorite alcoholic robot
"Fry, I'm sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature... because I love you... not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty."

My Blog

How to have sex with any girl you want

Hi. I'm Mike. You may know me best from my blogs, "Conversation between me and my penis" or "You girls ever wonder why guys are quiet when we fuck you?"Well today, I'm here to tell you that you can ho...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST

What I've learned in relationships...

While I would never consider myself an expert and I have no human studies degrees and haven't studied any literature, I think my experiences and observations are accurate none the less. I never have a...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:39:00 PST

You girls ever wonder why guys are so quiet when we fuck you?

Ok so I've touched on this a little before in my previous entry: Conversation with me and my penis. Well anyways, I was rereading it and thinking about the one time I had a similar talk about guys be...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:43:00 PST

Conversation between me and my penis.

Conversation between me and my penis. If you are like me, you'd like to have se...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:41:00 PST

Dumb whores and truth in patterns

Recently a girl who I will simply refer to as 'dumb whore' (who is actually the friend of a friend's girlfriend, and obviously very personally important to me) got tired of being referred to as 'whor...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:39:00 PST

A beautiful atrocity. A dissapointing distraction

Scraped up and bruised from your fickelness, just let me feel some ease for me. You trapped me in, and I'm done wasting my time. My heart still aches as my mind whispers in my ears. But I'll just...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

Nice guys like me... finish last

Yah know what? Its amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, its not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. ITS A CHAR...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

Girlfriend Application (21+ ONLY)

So yeah I am NEWLY single and back on the market. But I'm a pretty busy guy. If you're needy, clingy, have to spend A TON of time with your boyfriends, you probably shouldn't bother. Also if yo...
Posted by GQ MIKE on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST