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Captain of the Rant - coming home soon...

middle class cul-de-sac street poetry

About Me

Ahoy hoy. I'm Captain of the Rant - known to friends and other people who knew me before I became Captain of the Rant as Paul Case. A blunt, intelligent and witty socially consious storyteller and performance poet, coming from the DIY punk scene because that's where pretty much all the really great, angry and heart (but not global) warming stuff happens. I think personal politics - with its passionate mess of flaws and contradictions - are the most geniune and it's that often massive gap between ideal and individual action that I want to explore with my work.

I'll play just about anywhere, so have a listen to my stuff and just drop me a line if you want to book me.

I also co-run and host a cracking night of acoustic punk, folk, ska, punk poetry and political stand up called OUT OF STEP. This can be found at http://www.myspace.com/outofstepmusicnight . It's been lovely running it, and we've been fortunate enough to host a massive variety of awesome acts all under the banner of diy culture. The next one is here, come on down!


In the mean time, chin up, and don't let the bastards grind you down.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/22/2008
Band Members: Me and my voice. Collaborations are very welcome, though.
Influences: The Ruby Kid, Clayton Blizzard, Henry Rollins, Babar Luck, Attila The Stockbroker, John Cooper Clarke, Dave Pepper, Rik The Poet-Tree Man, Ghost Mice, Stephen Hill, Hari Kondabolu, Steve Parry, Bill Hicks, Werner Herzog, Brendan Burns, CapDown, Fugazi, Minor Threat, Conflict, Crass, James Kettle, Stewart Lee, Simon Munnery, Zach De La Rocha, The King Blues, Dirty Revolution, Subhumans, Citizen Fish, The Streets... countless comedians, poets, writers, bands, film makers, people...
Sounds Like: A man shouting and making words rhyme while he does it.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

CAPTAIN OF THE RANT’S GUIDE TO SHOPLIFTING

To Tesco, Sainsbury's, Morrison's, Asda, Somerfield and all the rest Dehumanising We all feel the rage rising As our bodies are mechanising Normalised to the sight of frozen food Rammed, crammed,...
Posted by Captain of the Rant - coming home soon... on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:34:00 PST

Giving Up Stand Up

Yes, you heard it here first. I'm giving up stand up comedy. Obviously, this is no massive blow to the comedy world - I've been going a year, and it was only in the last three months that I felt I had...
Posted by Captain of the Rant - coming home soon... on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 04:07:00 PST

Circle (Logic) Pit

I hear a roaring in the distance Charging toward the venue Storming in Swarming in This isn't just rumours They're the ultimate consumers Using our community to vent their insecurity They stand...
Posted by Captain of the Rant - coming home soon... on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 03:28:00 PST

The Hardline Militant Straight-Edgecore Manifesto

You shall not drink You shall not smoke You shall not fuckYou shall not drink caffeine You shall not take drugs You shall only listen to music that agrees with you You shall judge other people'...
Posted by Captain of the Rant - coming home soon... on Wed, 28 May 2008 07:31:00 PST

The War on Comedy

This is for the stand ups who talk about nothing. For the stand ups who just talk about the obvious. For stand ups who view comedy as a market with gaps that need filling. I have noticed many tre...
Posted by Captain of the Rant - coming home soon... on Fri, 23 May 2008 03:20:00 PST

Post-Graduate Stress Disorder

We're circling like vultures Over the carcass of your self-confidence Ready to give you a career You could be area manager in a year With that degree, and so few jobs Take the first thing going ...
Posted by Captain of the Rant - coming home soon... on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:22:00 PST

Make Way

Make way for the new generation That's against the stagnation that creeps over this nation A new noise We don't need guitars or drums Because we've got a fucking voice We weren't grown ups in the...
Posted by Captain of the Rant - coming home soon... on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:17:00 PST