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Lemrol

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About Me

I am the brother of former American kickboxing champion Eric Sloane Lormel. Several years ago Eric, who had bested the best American kickboxers in the United States, took off to Bangkok to defeat the kickboxing champion of Thailand. During the fight, Eric was brutally paralyzed when his opponent, the malicious Tong Po, broke his spine after the final bell had already sounded, putting Eric permanently in a wheelchair. I took it upon myself to master the sport of kickboxing to avenge my brother. In Thailand, between my sophomore and junior year of college, I met Master Xian Chow, a creepy old man who was also a master of Muay Thai, a form of kickboxing. He instructed me in the brutal art, along with gentle bromides of Zen philosophy and spiritual peace. After several weeks of training I finally became a pro and lined up a match with Tong Po. However, to insure his victory, Tong Po's cohorts kidnapped my crippled brother, and killed my dog, Mr. Scruffles. In the end, I prevailed over the sinister Tong Po in what is considered to be one of the most ferocious and vicious fights ever recorded in the long history of Thai Kickboxing. I then returned to the States and completed my course work at George Mason. I also like to fish. I think I'm going to try and drink myself to death this year.
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My Interests

Movies, Music, Television, Greek/Roman history, mythology, literature, art & architecture, Soccer, White Water Rafting, 80s Nostalgia, Adult Swim, Writing. Putting small brown bags filled with dog poo on someone's porch, lighting it on fire, and then ringing the doorbell.

I'd like to meet:

Michelle Malkin and Bolo Yeung

Music:



Oasis, Epoxies, Vendetta Red, Black Crows, Rancid, U2, Sex Pistols, John Lennon, A Tribe Called Quest, Dropkick Murphys, Finch, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, Big Wig, Bobby Darin, Paul McCartney, The Verve, Sublime, Prince, Five Maseratis, Near Miss, Mindless Self Indulgence, AC/DC, Tom Petty, Travis, Jett, Andrew W.K., Wu Tang Clan, Less Than Jake, Frank Sinatra, Def Leppard, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns n' Roses, Rick Springfield, Beatles, Led Zepplin, The Who, Phantom Planet, New Mexican Disaster Squad, Superplex, Tiger Army, Richard Ashcroft, Rob Zombie, Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, Metallica, Hootie and the Blowfish, Dave Mathews Band, Sting and the Police, Phil Collins, Fear Factory, White Zombie, Lionel Richie, Pennywise, Flogging Molly, Something Corporate, and DragonForce

Movies:

Gone Fishin', Ghostbusters, Tommy Boy, Network, Serenity, No Holds Barred, Over the Top, Blood Sport, Citizen Kane, Lost in Translation, Purple Rain, Super Troopers, Rudy, King Kong (1933), Fright Night, Original Star Wars Trilogy, Rebel Without a Cause, Goodnight and Good Luck, Jurassic Park, Evil Dead, Snatch, Cobra, Nosferatu, Lifeboat, Psycho, Halloween, Fight Club, Sin City, Lost Skeleton of Cadvre, Die Hard, The Seventh Seal, American Beauty, Dances With Wolves, Young Frankenstein, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rushmore, Ghostbusters, Accident at Loch Ness, Hotel Rwanda, Return of the Living Dead, Reanimator, Dracula, Office Space, Amadeus, Barry Lyndon, Glory, The Color Purple, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Poolhall Junkies, Silence of the Lambs, The Incredibles, Mystery Men, House of Wax (1953), Conan the Barbarian, 300 Spartans, Rocky, Closer, Cider House Rules, Gone With the Wind, Casablanca, Bride of Frankenstein, Phantom of the Opera (1925), To Kill a Mockingbird, Creature From the Black Lagoon, Twelve Angry Men, Batman Begins, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Sting, The Passion of the Christ, The Wolf Man, Police Academy, An American Werewolf in London, Clerks, Seven Samurai, Predator, Saving Private Ryan, Bad Taste, Godzilla, The Warriors, Breakin', A Nightmare on Elm Street, Spider Man, Broken Flowers, Life Aquatic, Glengarry Glenross, Gods & Monsters, L.A. Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Adaptation, Easy Rider, Caddyshack, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Big Trouble in Little China, Frankenstein, The Heathers, Better Off Dead, Bad Santa, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Death Wish, PCU, Ed Wood, Planes Trains and Autmobiles, American Splendor, Garden State, Event Horizon, Dog Soldiers, The Longest Day, Platoon, Top Gun, The Maltese Falcon, Lone Star, Jaws

Television:

Murder She Wrote, Macguyver, Smallville, Saved by the Bell, Scrubs, Lost, Gilmore Girls

Books:

The Illiad , The Odyssey, The Aenied, Calvin and Hobbes, How To Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion

Heroes:

Ninjas

My Blog

So Get This...The pre-finals edition

Prologue Holy crap I'm writing a blog.  I never thought in a million years that I would write one of these things.  After all, my grammar is terrible.  What the hell.  It's not li...
Posted by Lemrol on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:55:00 PST