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Milkshake

About Me

I am in the US Army INFANTRY. I am a sarcastic asshole, I hate being serious. I love turbulance on planes, I get excited when horrible things happen and I pretend to be perturbed. I have a firm belief that midgets are actually myths like wizards, goblins, and "the womans period". I have a nack for accidently pissing people off. Im currently stationed in oklahoma as range cadre, it blows donkey dick BUT I only work about 2-4 hrs a day. If you have never seen a flying frog keep your eyes open, Im sure its out there somewhere, that is all for now, Goodluck and Godspeed

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet Bugs Bunny and see how long I could make him orgasm...and thats the truth.

My Blog

The Infantryman

The Infantryman The average age of the Infantryman is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behi...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:54:00 GMT

R.I.P. PFC Eric Kavanah

A friend, a son, my brother, Kavanagh I'll drink a beer for you, he died for this country and he will always be remembered. Love ya manDONT FORGET THOSE WHO DIE!
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 13:17:00 GMT

I got SHOTS!!

YEAH...like anthrax shot...and like, small pox, so dont try and infect me...fuckers, SHUT UP!!! thats all I really have to say except to say fuck you to one particular person, you know who you are DIC...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:36:00 GMT

UH OH SHIZ GETTING SERIOUS UP IN HERE!

Yeah so I have to leave my home town for Germany, then to Iraq in June. Getting a little bummed.  It was a worthy visit though.  I read this a little bit ago, and had to put it on this so YE...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:31:00 GMT

...hmmm

Well I've been home now for a little while, going back to Germany shortly...I sure hope these last few days are gonna be good.  Wont see this place for a LONG time...and when I do come back...its...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 22:25:00 GMT

well well well...GERMANY IS SO FUCKING COLD!

Germany...well lets see how to put this...IS SO DAMN COLD! I hate it...I am Mounted so OBVIOUSLY I smoke too much, I am in the Army so OBVIOUSLY I curse too much, I am in Germany so OBVIOUSLY I drink ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 09:21:00 GMT

oops

I gotta say it I have a hang over.  Tequilla kills kids, tequilla kills.  Thats all I have to say God bless America, and God bless that little kid off that sitcom that did not go very far bu...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 04:25:00 GMT

MOTHER FUCKING GERMANY!

Yeah so here i am sitting in Germany, Germany is a nice place...its cold, it is located in Europe...they dont speak english very well...and depending on how long you are here that gets really annoying...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 09:20:00 GMT

1st Blog...neat

Well this is my first blog. I cant decide if it should be a totally pathetic one in which I ramble on and on about , for example, the fact that CD's are transparent, which makes NO SENSE since there i...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 17:15:00 GMT