Hmmmm.... |
I haven't wrote in a while, wonder why that is? Hmmmm.... Someone give me some inspiration to write something witty and clever. I've got nothing. Oh wait here's a story:
Pictur...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 14:58:00 GMT |
Splitting My Pants... Paid Off (from facebook note written today) |
For those of you who know me, you know I have become increasingly prone to accidents. I believe that God has put me on this planet for multiple purposes, but one of those purposes is comedic relief. Y...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:48:00 GMT |
It Matters Naught |
It Matters Naught:
Whenever you get close,I push you away.My mind is so confused,wanting you to stay.
The heart is foolish, unyielding.It tells me how it's feeling.It begs me to leave this place.Avoid...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:12:00 GMT |
I came real close to getting peed on... |
This weekend I got to babysit for my friend Tabitha and her fiance Keith. I love babysitting this two little girls because they crack me up and are just soo much fun. Tabitha made the girl...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:30:00 GMT |
Model |
Sometimes I think I'm ugly,
it's easy to see why.
I've got all these freckles,
and I start to cry.
My nose doesn't fit my face,
it's big and all over the place.
My eyes are too close together,
and my ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:19:00 GMT |
Let's try to just be a good person |
So none of us are perfect. Really??? That's gotta be news to me... Is that news to any of you out there??? Pretty sure we all knew that. That's right none of us are perfe...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:09:00 GMT |
Sad Strange Little Man |
You are a sad strange little man, and you have my pity. These words were spoken by the infamous Buzz Lightyear. And so I thought I'd write a poem about a strange little man. No there...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 15:52:00 GMT |
Times gone past |
Why am I still thinking of this,
a lover's long forgotten kiss?
It feels to me like yesterday,
we spent our times in fields of hay.
Making like there was no tomorrow,
our lives weren't so full of sorr...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:34:00 GMT |
Brick by Brick |
I ask a simple question,
there remains a simple answer.
You stand there like a wall,
and say nothing at all.
I plead for you to tell me,
but your heart is full of rebellion.
You don't wish for me to s...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 23:10:00 GMT |
A virtual reality paradise |
I've become addicted to this computer game called the Sims. Actually I'm not addicted because I don't own it, but still it's a very fun game and you should go out and GET YOUR OWN!!! I wis...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 23:03:00 GMT |
