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O.K...here goes. Well I guess it's kinda obvious that I AM a 'Chihuahua.' I kick it at home, in the car, in my 'doggy bag' or where ever my Mom goes. I have my Mom rapped around my finger...uh...toe! Whenever I want something, I just give her 'the look.' I guess you could say my Mom's whole life revolves around ME! (at least that's the way I see it) My Mom's family loves me too (I guess that makes it 'MY' family too) and she has a BIG family! It's hard to keep track of everyone though, especially when your way down on the floor, trying to look up. Most of the family is cool with me but a few jerks like to tease me. Well you know what they say about 'paybacks' Yes, I will get my revenge! Oh sorry, I got distracted. Then there's the 'Treats' Oh yes... the 'Treats!' Those little morsels of food, that could accidentally be dropped, or slipped to me, (when Moms not looking) That... is one advantage of a BIG family! I guess I'm a little conceited but I can't help it, I was born that way, I'm a 'little' Dog, that's the way we are. I gotta tell ya... I have a new Chihuahua brother now! His name is Cooper. Mom adopted him a few weeks ago because like me, he was being abused (BASTARDS! I won't say on my Profile what Mom say's she'd like to do to people who abuse and neglect animals) anyway, guess I'll let you know how it goes! I really do like playing, wrestling around with him (when Mom's not looking) but I still don't know if I like having this guy around. He ran away last week (I would NEVER do such a thing) and I felt kinda good about it (poor Mom was crying) but that didn't last...No, She ran down and bailed him out the next day! guess that guy's here to stay. Mom is going to make a Profile for him too! Can you believe it?