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Retro Rhetoric

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About Me

Hi, Im Amy. Im probably THE best person url ever meet in ur whole life. Im really fucking funny and a really nice person. I love you and everything about u, but whats even better about me ... get this ... is that im hot. Im so hot its unbeleivable. I wake up every morning and I'm just so proud to be me. I know ur all jealous of me right now, but dont worry, thats only coz u havnt met me yet, trust me, when u meet me, u will realise im too fabulous to be jealous of and u will just want to be my best friend. Thats just the kinda person I am. Umm, what else can i tell u about myself? Oh I have actually won awards for my greatness, but i wont tell u about them because it will only tempt crime, people will come swarming for the trophies, ur gona have to email me if u want to know about them. Apologies to my fans! I am a people person, I am high on life and i love having the opportunity to tell all of u that are less fortunate than me. To summarise, I am Ghetto-Fucking-Fabolous and I really like that about myself! I only have one downfall - Im too modest and sometimes I dont realise my full potential. But that can be worked on. Enjoi me - I know u will! E.L.T&&
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Me.

I'd like to meet:

Someone better than moi.

Heroes:

Im far too good for heroes.

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iv found a new obbsession.its called two of hearts.its a song.u like that dont u. if not,smoke up xxx...
Posted by Retro Rhetoric on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:02:00 PST

4 hours of joy

arty music, 3 ricky gervais clips and a pint of water. what a night! i kiss me quick london .......
Posted by Retro Rhetoric on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:38:00 PST