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SWEET BITTERNESS

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New band in the blue water area playing a wide variety of music. Classic rock, country, oddities from the 80s, and much more. ............................................................ .................. CHRISTINE 'Bitta' STEWART: With a voice straight out of heaven, and an attitude fresh off of a crowded bus from New York City;Christine fronts the band as if this what she was meant to do. Others believe she was meant to host elegant dinner parties strictly for the chance to gleefully eject her husband's buddies one by one. Christine vehemently maintains that this is greatly exaggerated, and far from her true nature. She is a nice person. And she will surely kick you in the junk if you disagree. ............................................................ ................... MARTY THE K:Marty is a seasoned musician with a long and varied resume that includes being the "token white guy" in R&B great Nathaniel Mayer's back-up band. He has long co-fronted his own F-Street Blues Band (itself, an offshoot of legendary punk funk pioneers F). He has sat in with dozens of other groups, engineered/produced countless studio recordings, plays several instruments, teaches music theory/audio engineering, and most amazingly; soberly tolerates the other 3 members of Sweet Bitterness with an ever present smile on his face. ............................................................ .............................. MITCH MAYHEM: Mitch was not as was widely reported, raised by hard drinking wolves in the wilds of northern Canada. He is a guitar player by nature. However; he is not one of those guys who begrudgingly plays bass, all the while plotting the untimely demise of the guitarist. Actually; he probably would be that guy, but he truly he enjoys Marty's playing. He also knows Marty doesn't drink, and is always a possible ride home. The long persisting rumours of Mitch's romance with actress Jennifer Aniston were recently put to rest when Mitch realized that nobody believed that he was not the one who started said rumours. ............................................................ ............................... FATT HACK CHAZ:Chaz finally seems content to trade his well deserved reputation as the 'world's most dangerous golfer' for the opportunity to anchor Sweet Bitterness with his manic pounding (both of drums & beer). Despite this fearsome pounding, Chaz is one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. Legend has it that he once consumed a 12 pound bowl of pasta in an attempt to neutralize a large amount of alcohol in his system. Allegedly, this was so he could land a small airplane. It was reported that the once burly drummer hugged the pilot to death. Most believe this action was out of sympathy when Chaz found out the pilot was a lifelong Detroit Lion's fan.

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Member Since: 4/22/2008
Band Members: CHRISTINE "Bitta'ness" STEWART: Lead Vocals MARTY THE K: Guitars, keyboards, vocals MITCH MAYHEM: Bass Guitar, vocals FATT HACK CHAZ: Drums
Record Label: Unsigned

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