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§LAV3 ØF MÛ§¡©

drownin' above water

About Me

I'm into doin' just about anything just as long as i'm having fun. I'm a 6'2" white male originally from des moines iowa and now living in bum-f*ck nowhere. but neways, so what's ur story.

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My Interests

playin' guitar, making music, having fun, chill'n with my peeps, lol. after that, everything else is all work and boring shit neways,lol.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like 2 meet onyx and those little f*ckers off of the army of darkness. u know, the midgets that stab the dude with the fork. oh whatever, they came out of the f*ckin' mirror. ....nevermind.

Music:

where 2 start. atreyu, korn, waterdown, fall out boy, darkest hour, zao, slipknot, stonesour, silverstein, bayside, between the buried and me, hawthorne heights, comeback kid, pink floyd, shadows fall, flyleaf, killswitch engage, slayer, jimi hendrix, anthrax, down the sun, bartyr in blood, skillet, carcass, caliban, drowning pool, disturbed, god forbid, grade 8, mushroomhead, motogrator, marilyn manson, cradle of filth, 36 crazyfists, the black dahlia murder, gizmachi, stone temple pilots, trivium, sworn enemy, hatebreed, kill pact, crossbreed, unearth, opath, underoath, and about any other heavy shit you can think of.

Movies:

the army of darkness, chronicals of riddick, pitch black, pink panther series, scent of a woman, scarface, godfather series, lord of the rings series, victory music dvd's, any kind of stand up comedy(robin williams, martin lawrence, chris rock, redd fox), the underworld series, and just about any thing else that is interesting at the time to watch.

Television:

don't watch 2 much tv, but when i do, it's usually sports or some shit to keep me entertained.

Books:

eeeeehhhhhhhhh.

Heroes:

captain planet, lol. that mo' f*ckers a P~I~M~P!!

My Blog

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

CondomssssA man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
Posted by §LAV3 ØF MÛ§¡© on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 01:36:00 PST