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MAXenstien/ Maxvolume

I challenge u to a dance off

About Me

I am Max. I like the saucy ladies and am going to get 50 cent's face tattooed on my face because that is how i FUCKING roll. I like GuMMY bears and apple juice. Cigars and hookahs while i free form jam. jACK D and forties at charley's house. Samsen is my betta and we roll deep and kick it in oakland. i LIKE rainy days. I wear shorts. I go to UCSC......

My Interests

Art. mUSIC . FRIENDS. FREE FORM JAM. TIME MACHINE. lOVERS. MY fish Samsen. TRaining to be king of under ground street fight dance... SLAP FISH.

I'd like to meet:

the fucking Kenny G haha but for real DALII edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

Music:

Misfits, Radiohead, Dead Kenneds, Sublime, Pink Floyd, smiths, Graetful dead, Janis Joplin, Miles Davis, jOHNY Cash, the Beatles, cold play, Elliot Smith, PRIMUS, Led Zepp, Neil Young, CSN & Y, Iggy Pop, Midnite, Bob Mar, Doors, Elvis Costelo, Cure, Pixies, the who, stones, Nirvana, the clash, Dany Warhalls, gorillaz, Old afi and old green day, living End. M U S E, Smashing PUMpkins, ramones, frank sinatra, Aosop rock, Murs, people under the stairs, Sage Francis, Black Sabbath, Danzig, motorhead, white zombie, David Bowie, James brown, steel pulse, bob dylan, creedance clear water revival, phish, early red hot chili pepers, talking heads, tenacious D, Tom Petty & the HEart BRAKERS, SLY AND ROBBIE, SLy and the family stone, and Jimi Hendrix is my HIGher power. John Coltrain. Monk, Dissy,Subhumans, circle jerks, NOFX, 2pac, Nicatina, deven the dude, speacils, fintrill, gwar, gg allen

Movies:

slc punk,Donnie Darko, The Crow, return of the living dead, dead alive, all the ghost busters, taxi driver, buffelo 66', anything with S T E V E N S E A G A L becouse he is the best ever, and it is a travisty that he has not been aknoliged by the accadimy. A travisty. The Big Lebowski. The Wall. Bubba Ho- Tep, the Monster Squad,Reservoit Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Lock, Stock and two smoking Barrels, Snatch, Fight club, The Shining, Fucking all the "Phantasms" the ball is back bitch. All the Nightmare ON ElM streets, sin city, fear and lathing in las vegas, Jurassic Park, and the Yellow Submarine on mushrooms haha good times... Oh yea the wizzard of Oz with pink floyd's dark side of the moon. Fuck pritty mutch anything that David Lynch Directed.

Television:

I hate televison becouse it is a drug. We need it. We crave it. We do what it tells us to do thus we are its slave. MTV is the werst and it must be stopped becouse ever min it is on it kills 5o peooles lifes with teeny bopper propaganda. Fight the power that be and............... hang the DJ. Hang the Dj. Hang the Dj. Hang the Dj becouse the music becouse the music that they constently play says nothing to me about my life.........

Books:

The Handmaids Tale. Fahrenheit 451 & any Chuck Palahniuk & Hafiz and Rummi

Heroes:

Todd. Samsen my fish who receantly past. Willaim shatner. Tony Danza. Jack BLack. Jimmy hendrix is my HIgher power. ANy one with a mullet. SAMURIS AND NINJAs. Any one how is shorter than me. amy with a battle axe. Gary Coleman. Miles Davis, John Coldtrain, Dissy, Monk, Scott Joplin. and Pee Wee