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*Nicole*

I am here for Friends

About Me

Wild card bitches!


Contact Tables

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

This guy! Or your mom. Whichever. If I don't know you and you send me a friend request without sending a message first, I WON'T ACCEPT YOU. I'll assume you're some asshole spammer wanting me to check out their webcam or do some online survey shit. Harsh? Maybe. Fact? You know it!

My Blog

Blogs...

I read them. Sometimes they're funny.  Sometimes they're just annoying. I write them. I like when they show up on my profile after I post them. Asking too much?  Maybe.  Maybe. Fe...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:42:00 GMT

Star Fruit ...

is f-ing weird.  Seriously. 
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:53:00 GMT

Im the motha-flippen!

Flight of the Conchords is the greatest show ever! If you haven't seen this show yet you're totally missing out. Fucking. Hilarous!
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:43:00 GMT

Moving...

is the fucking WORST!  Fo sho.  All I've been hearing from everyone is you don't know how much stuff you have until you move.  Even though those words are as annoying and cliche as...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 11:01:00 GMT

Back to reality

Why is it so f-ing hard to come back from vacation?  Coming home from vacation sucks number 1.  You spend a week and some change doing whatever the fuck you want, it's over in the blink of a...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 15:43:00 GMT

Weasel-faced asses

So, I'm fresh out of the new movie 1408 (it's a pretty good movie, I'd recommend it but I'm still more partial to the short story by Stephen King).  Let's talk about something I HATE: mother fuck...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:04:00 GMT

Nerd Alert

Ok, If I may express my girly side for just a moment... I am totally high on the "Ofiice" right now.  What a fucking GREAT show!  Jim and Pam.  That's all I have to say.  Me and th...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 18:20:00 GMT

Fucking B-More.....

I think the city of Baltimore hates me.  It keeps eating all my belongings.  Maybe the rule is that I have to pay a personal toll everytime I go there.  By personal toll I mean I have t...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 13:40:00 GMT

I miss....

the beach!!!  I want to be there right NOW.  Sigh.....
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:34:00 GMT

Who knows me?

So, this is a quiz about me.  If you haven't taken it, you should because it's amusing and if you're on here reading this, you obviously don't have much else going on.  So do it!  Do it...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 19:01:00 GMT