Jesse Dumbutt and the Donkeydick Experience

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace) We formed in 1776 and we played at the Constitution signing afterparty, but Jesse Dumbutt fucked all of the Founding Fathers Wives so we got our asses kicked. Jesse fought with Dant, so we broke up, we played our first reunion show in 1800 and recorded 700 LPs, Four Ten inches, a cassette tape, and 300 7''s in one studio recording, they all have the same song wit ha different title and record cover played over and over again, it was a secret formula created by the Dumbutt Ancestry that led us to rule the world hand in hand with satan and his shawk army. we only eat human fecal matter, rice from peking city resteraunt, Heinz ketchup and Dumplings made from the skin and organs of orphan infants and baked to perfection in our EZ bake oven. Fisherprice didnt make that shit, Jesse did. fuckin assholes. We live in Kansas City, Missouri cause that shits bad to the bone.