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MariCris...

i do what i want, i don't care what anyone thinks...

About Me


i'm complicated yet predictable.
i'm gonna grow up in 2007.
i'm a happy little girl who can be moody.
i hate cold weather.
when i drink i sometimes turn into the cocky mean raunchy drunk named Mackenzie, unless it "snows".
i'll do ANYTHING for a million dollars.
i'm an insomniac.
if you're on my bad side, then you're dead to me
"I drink a lot.
I'm not as good at making friends sober as I am when I'm inebriated-- maybe due to anxiety, I don't know.
My personality could be described in one word: manic...
because I'm never a little bit of anything.
Like...
"I'm really fucking pissed"
or
"you're my best friend I love you"
or
"I'm so stoked!! LETS GOO!!"
or
"I'm going to sleep all day"
... I think ya'll get the point...
OOOOOO I'm dramatic, jealous and a hater just like every other woman on the planet
but I don't deny it.
I'm loud, obnoxious and talk way too much when I'm comfortable.
I'm down for whatevers cuz I just don't give a fuck about much
and I'm quite possibly insane in the membrane.
If you are mean to my friends, I'll fucking kill you.
I'm all about good times and great stories,
so pour some drinks and take pictures to show our grandkids..
Let's fuckin raaaaaagggee!!"
-Justene Jaro
WORD.

My Interests


sex
drugs
money
SIKE.

I'd like to meet:

-my future boss handing me my first paycheck

-Mario Lopez naked in bed.

-New York fighting hoes and bitches at the club.

-Wentworth Miller busting outta jail.

-Jessica Alba throwing up.

-Angelina Jolie taking Maddox to school.

-Britney Spears wearing panties.

-Nicole Richie eating at Hometown Buffet.

-Justin Timberlake swimming in a river.

-LaDainian Tomlinson at a Hilary Duff concert.

-a guy whose alcohol tolerance is lower than mine ;)

...that's all and in that order.

WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET: people who waste my time.

Movies:

Alpha Dog

my future husband

Heroes:

HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY TO MY POOPY MOH!