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I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)"I HATE TO ADVOCATE DRUGS, ALCOHOL, VIOLENCE, OR INSANITY TO ANYONE, BUT THEY'VE ALWAYS WORKED FOR ME"......................................................... . "YOU COULDN'T INVENT SOMEONE LIKE CARL LAZLO (A.K.A OSCAR ZETA ACOSTA), HE WAS A ONE OF A KIND, HE WAS A MUTANT. A REAL HEAVYWEIGHT WATER BUFFALO TYPE. HE COULD CHEW HIS WAY THREW A CONCREAT WALL AND SPIT OUT THE OTHER SIDE, COVERED IN LIME AND CHALK, AND LOOK GOOD IN DOING IT, HE WAS A ONE OF A KIND".-DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON-
Get this video and more at MySpace.com*THE BAND, IN THE MARTIN SCORSESE ROCKUMENTERY "THE LAST WALTZ". THE SONG IS "THE WEIGHT", WITH THE STAPLES BACKING THEM UP.

My Interests

KICKIN' IT WITH MY SON JAKE (MY PRIDE AND JOY) AND GIVING HIM ALL MY LOVE AND SUPPORT. TEACHING HIM ABOUT LIFE. TAKING HIM TO THE BEACH AND TEACHING HIM TO SURF AND SK8. GOING ON BIKE RIDES WITH HIM. WATCHING HIM DRAW HIS BAD ASS CARTOONZ. WATCHING HIM SING PUNK ROCK AND ROCK SONGZ. GOING TO THE MOVIES W/HIM. TAKING HIM FISHIN'. READING THE PLAYS THAT HE WRITES. WATCHING HIM ACT IN HIS PLAYS AT SCHOOL. TAKING HIM TO GIGZ WITH ME. WATCHING HIM DO HIS KICKBOXING. TELLING HIM HOW PROUD I AM OF HIM AND HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM............. LOTS OF SURFING, SEXXX, WORKING, DRINKING GUINNESS AND JAMESON (WHEN I DON'T HAVE JAKE), TERRORIZING (WHEN I DON'T HAVE JAKE), KICKIN' IT WITH MY HOMIEZ, WATCHING BOXING, WORKING GIGZ (ESPECIALY STAGEMANAGING THE SECOND STAGE AT COACHELLA. IT'S MY FAVORITE GIG TO WORK EVERY YEAR....NO MATTER HOW CRAZY IT CAN GET), PLAYING GIGZ, GOING TO GIGZ, OVER INDULGING (PLUS THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN VENICE LOTS OF EVERYTHING!!! WE PUSH EACHOTHER HARD AROUND HERE. ROCKSTARS AND ACTORS JOCK US. THEY CAN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO DOING IT ALL AS HARD AS WE DO. FUCKIN' ROCKSTARS, GOD'S CRUEL JOKE ON THOSE OF US WHO REALY GO BIG...............AND LIVE). LISTENING TO HOWARD STERN. TRAVELING. ROAD TRIPS. RUNNING MY COMPANY WITH MY PARTNER. LOVEING MY BEAUTIFUL, EVERYTHING COMES EZ TO ME, NOTHING EVER GOES WRONG KINDDA LIFE (YA RIIIIIGGGHHHHHHT).......................AND BEING A SINICLE, SARCASTIC BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*CLICK ONTO THE PICTURE TO READ THE CAPTION!!! YOU CAN ALSO SLOW DOWN OR SPEED UP THE SLIDE SHOW BY MOVING THE CONTROL TO THE RIGHT OF THE SCREEN TO THE PLUS(+) OR MINUS(-) ICONS!!!*ME AT THE VENICE BREAK WATER. MY BACKYARD!!!"SOMETIMES........ EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE........ MY WORK CAN BE FUN. PLAYBOY MANSION SUMMER '06".............................................."IF SHE ___________SHE FUCKS"

I'd like to meet:

THEY'RE ALL DEAD (BELUSHI, HENDRIX, DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON, OSCAR ZETA ACOSTA A.K.A CARL LAZLO ESQ., ECT., ECT.). SO I'LL READ OR WATCH FLIX ABOUT THEM. THE LEGEND AND MYTH ARE USUALY WAY BETTER THAN THE REALITY ANYWAY.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com*JOHN BELUSHI IN THE MOVIE ANIMAL HOUSE, DOING THE "WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR" SPEECH.

Music:

EVERYTHING FROM MOTOWN TO PUNK. I'M INTO SO MUCH MUSIC IT'S SICK. BUT JIMI HENDRIX........HE'S THE SHIT!!!!!!! OK CHECK IT, I'M ON A PLANE AND IT GOES DOWN, LANDS ON AN ISLAND, AND I'M STUCK WITH ONE FORM OF MUSIC TO LISTEN TO TIL THE DAY I GET OFF THAT FUCKING ROCK I'M LIVING ON, OR DIE TRYING........HENDRIX, THAT'S ALL I WOULD NEED TO LISTEN TO!!!! WATCH THIS VIDEO, YOU'LL SEE WHAT I MEAN!!!
Video: Jimi Hendrix - Wild Thing Live At Monterey
by muzakmidget

Movies:

APOCOLYPES NOW, ANIMAL HOUSE, GODFATHER 1 AND 2 (3 SUCKED COCK), THE RIGHT STUFF, DECLINE OF THE WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART 1 , STATE OF GRACE, GOODFELLAS, THE BAD NEWS BEARS (OG), BOONDOCK SAINTS, HEAT, FULL METAL JACKET, BLUES BROTHERS, BAD LUTEINANT, SLC PUNK, REPO MAN, SID AND NANCY, THE LAST WALTZ, SLAP SHOT (OG), RAGING BULL (I NAMED MY SON AFTER JAKE LAMADA), 12 ANGRY MEN (OG), TAXI DRIVER, PULP FICTION, RESIVIOR DOGS, TRUE ROMANCE, THE LONGEST YARD (OG), SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT (EAST BOUND AND DOWN), THE PERFORMERS ('82-'83), OLD SCHOOL, ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES (THE ..ERY ABOUT THE 1980 U.S. HOCKEY TEAM), DOGTOWN AND Z-BOYZ (THE ..ERY), BLOW, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK (COME ON, JAY NICKNAMES HIS CHICK "BOOBOO KITTY FUCK", THAT'S HUMOR AS HELL), JAWS, BIG WEDENSDAY, THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL, MENICE TO SOCIETY, THE NUTTY PROFFESOR (THE OG ONE. THAT'S THE FLICK THAT DICE GOT HIS ACT FROM) THE SHINNING, ALL THREE INDIANA JONES FLIX, KIDS, UP IN SMOKE, PORKYS, WEIRD SCIENCE, HALF BAKED (JIM BREUER IS THE BEST STONER IN ANY FLICK EVER. BETTER THAN SEAN PENN, BETTER THAN THE GUY IN "DAZE AND CONFUSED"), DAZE AND CONFUSED, HOWARD STERNS PRIVATE PARTS, JIMI HENDRIX DVD, HOOPER, ROCKY 1 AND 2, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, FRIDAY, ONE FLEW OVER THE COO COO'S NEST, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, ANY WICH WAY BUT LOOSE, SCAREFACE, 3 O'CLOCK HIGH, AIRPLANE, OFFICE SPACE (UMMMMMM YYYYAAAAAAA), THE WARRIORS, 48 HOURS (GANZ IS THE BEST BAD GUY EVER. IT'S THE SAME ACTOR THAT PLAYS AJAX IN THE WARRIORS), WICH WAYS UP (THE RICHARD PRYOR FLICK), ANY LIVE RICHARD PRYOR FLICK, 007 GOLDFINGER, 007 LIVE AND LET DIE, 007 THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, WEST WORLD, FUTURE WORLD, OUTLAND, HEAVY METAL, OH GOD, CLOSE IN COUNTERS OF THE 3RD KIND, DOG DAY AFTERNOON, THE DEAR HUNTER, BORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY, PLATOON, FIRST BLOOD, 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, THE BUDDY HOLLY STORY, ENDLESS SUMMER, GIMMIE SHELTER (THE ROLLING STONES ..RY), SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE OUT OF TOWNERS (OG), 1945, NEIGHBORS, CADDY SHACK, ENTER THE DRAGON, CANON BALL RUN, AMERICAN HISTORY X, THE WANDERERS, SIMI TOUGH, THE BEST OF JOHN BELUSHI, CLUE (MR. BODY IS PLAYED BY LEE VING), SALVADOR, RISING SON (THE HOSOI ..RY), STAR WARS (THE WHOLE SAGA/ALL 6 OF THEM), GO, A BOY AND HIS DOG, THE STUNTMAN, NIGHT SHIFT, AND JUSTICE FOR ALL, THE BASKETBALL DIARIES, WIZARDS, BLADE RUNNER, THE PRODUCERS (OG), HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART 1, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (JOHNNY DEPP MODELED HIS CHARACTER AFTER KEITH RICHARDS OF THE ROLLING STONES. THAT'S INSANE, KEITH RICHARDS AS A PIRATE. BAD ASS!!!), THREE DAYS (THE JANE'S ADDICTION ..RY ABOUT THE '97 "RELAPES" TOUR. I'M IN IT. MY SON IS IN IT. I WAS THEIR STAGEMANAGER. AND I HAVE STAGEMANAGING CREDIT AND FILMING CREDIT AS WELL. PLUS IT'S A GOOD FLICK), PRINCE OF THE CITY, CITY OF GOD, YOUNG FRANKENSTIEN, SNATCH, LOCK STOCK AND TWO SMOKIN' BARRELS, GRANDMAS BOY (AN INSTANT CLASSIC FOR STONER HUMOR), CADDY SHACK, THE DEPARTED, WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, THE LIST GOES ON AND ON...........................
Get this video and more at MySpace.comTRAILER FOR "FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS"
Get this video and more at MySpace.comMURDER SCENE AT HENRY HILLS BAR IN "GOODFELLAS"

Television:

THE DUKES OF HAZARD. FUCKING DAMN RIGHT, MINDLESS (WHITE) TRASH TO ENTERTAIN ME, THAT'S WHAT T.V. IS FOR!!! YOU DON'T GET MORE MINDLESS THAN THE DUKES OF HAZARD. GREAT THEME SONG, HOT CHICKS, CAR CRASHES, AND SOME MINDLESS HUMOR......... FAMILY GUY, SOUTH PARK, THE SOPRANOS, DEADWOOD (SWEARENGEN RULES!!! HE'S ONE OF MY ANTI-HEROS), THE WIRE (BEST WRITTING ON ANY SHOW EVER), ALL THREE GATTI VS. WARD FIGHTS ON HBO (YOU DON'T SEE BOXING LIKE THAT ANYMORE. IT WAS LIKE WATCHING THE KIND OF BOXING THAT USED TO GO DOWN IN THE 50'Z. NO BACKING DOWN, NO REF CALLING THE FIGHT BECAUSE SOMEONE IS BLEEDING NO MATTER HOW BAD, BLOODY AND BRUTAL. THE PERFECT BOXING MATCHES. O YA, AND STYLE).
Get this video and more at MySpace.com"THE DUKES OF HAZARD", T.V. OPENING SCENE AND THEME SONG

Books:

"ENGLISH AS A SECOND FUCKING LANGUAGE". IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, AND CUSS LIKE A FUCKING SAILOR. THEN THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU. I RECOMEND IT AS A GIFT FOR PEOPLE OF ALL AGES. I GOT TO GIVE PROPS TO MY HOMEGIRL SKYE, THAT GOT ME THIS BOOK FOR MY BIRTHDAY YEARS AGO. THANX HOMEGIRL, I'VE STUDIED IT FROM FRONT TO BACK!!! "THE WESTIES" (ABOUT THE IRISH MOB IN HELLS KITCHEN NEW YORK. SICK BASTARDS, WAY CRAZIER THAN THE WOPS), "THE VALACHI PAPERS" (ABOUT JOSEOPH VALACHI, THE FIRST PERSON TO TESTIFY THAT THERE IS A MAFIA, LA CASTRA NOSTRA), "LITTLE MAN/THE MYER LANSKY STORY" (THE ONLY NON WOP, HE WAS A RUSSIAN JEW, WHO HAD EQUAL CONTROL OF THE MOB IN THE USA WITH LUCKY LUCCIANO), "BLOOD FOR BLOOD/THE NICKY SCARFO STORY" (THE STORY OF THE PHILLY MOB IN THE 80'Z), HOWARD STERNS "MISS AMERICA", AND HOWARD STERNS "PRIVATE PARTS", "FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS", "WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM".

Heroes:

THE MEN ON THIS LIST ARE MORE ANTI-HEROS THAN HEROS. THEY WERE ALL MANIACS IN THEIR OWN RESPECTIVE WAYS, AND WENT AGAINST THE GRAIN EVERY CHANCE THEY HAD- CHUCK YEAGER. HE WAS THE FIRST TO BREAK THE SPEED OF SOUND (BREAK THE SOUND BEARER. READ OR WATCH "THE RIGHT STUFF" TO LEARN ABOUT THE MAN. HE WAS AS HARDCORE AS IT GETS). THAT'S FUCKING DOWN AS FUCK!!! THAT'S HAVING BIG BALLS LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!!................ JOHN BELUSHI FOR COMEDY (AND GETTING HIS FAVORITE BAND "FEAR" TO PLAY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, AND DEMANDED THAT "FEAR" BE PUT ON THE SOUND TRACK FOR THE MOVIE "NEIGHBORS"............ GREG "THE BULL" GNOLL AND DALE VELZY (IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR SURFING HISTORY YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE OR WHY THEY WERE MANIACS).......... AL SWEARENGER (A DERANGED MAN, WITH A SICK, DARK, VIOLENT, AND SARCASTIC SENCE OF HUMOR, HARDCORE ATTITUDE, BUT HAS A STREET LIKE CHARM THAT MAKES YOU SAY "THIS GUY AIN'T SO BAD") ...............JIMMY "THE GENT" CONWAY (HE'S AS GANGSTER AS IT GETS)...........JIMI HENDRIX (NEED I SAY MORE)............ DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON AND HIS LAWYER OSCAR ZETA ACOSTA A.K.A CARL LAZLO ESQ. THEY WERE BIGTIME MANIACS THAT TERRORIZED AS HARD AS ANYONE AND COMPLETELY GOT AWAY WITH IT (AND LIVED TO WRITE BOOKS AND MAKE FLIX ABOUT THEIR MISADVENTURES). BESIDES THAT......NONE!!!
Get this video and more at MySpace.comDR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON AND HIS LAWYER LAZLO LOOSING THEIR MINDS IN "FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS".

My Blog

"IF SHE ___________SHE FUCKS"

TAKE THIS LIST HOWEVER YOU WANT TO. BUT IT'S A LIST THAT MY HOMIEZ AND I HAVE COMPILED OVER THE YEARS OF WHAT SIGNS TO LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN WHO LOVES TO FUCK. YES THIS IS MEANT TO BE READ WITH A VERY S...
Posted by LAZLO13 on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:22:00 PST