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The Ultimate Bastard

prestonmaxwell391

About Me

College student by day, delinquent by night. I am a man of many skills, bo-staff, eating cake, cage fighting, origami, sexy time, porn watching, all these I excel at. I look at my life as one wild ass ride where I have to hold on for dear life. Very hectic, but I don't think I would change anything. I like to live for now and not in the past or future, right this second is more then I can handle most of the time. Except for Tuesdays, I hate that bastard day. I am married to a beautiful, smart, witty, and caring young lady named Sarah. I am looking forward to a future with her that includes a house, debt, and 2.5 children (we will cut the third one in half). In my spare time I play video games, watch DVDs, read, occasionally hit the gym, hang out, study for my UNO classes, read, and sometimes wrestle around the Midwest. I am a dirty heel when I wrestle and I attest my real life asshole personality to my ability to make people dislike me at shows. I have some old clips on youtube you can check out by typing Preston Maxwell wrestling in a search,you can look at some of my pictures, or check out the video below. Hopefully you will get the idea. So yeah, fun times. What angers me is people not using their turn signals and other various forms of stupidity.Also contrary to popular belief I do not enjoy Hostess Snack Cakes, I am more of an Oreo Cookie man.

WRESTLING
Here are some highlights of my 3-way match with Austin Storm and former WWE Superstar Gangrel!!

My Interests

Focusing my ki so that I may unleash my super attack. Various snack cakes. Sexy time. Kneeing people in the face many times. Watching TV. Sexy time. Pointless road trips. Killing bitches. Anime. Sexy time. Being a good husband.
MySpace Countdown

I'd like to meet:

The Ultimate Warrior, Dethklok, the inventor of silly putty, a competent doctor, anyone I use to know that isn't a complete douche bag, a Taco Bell employee that can give correct change, Blade with a laser for a head, an honest wrestling promoter, someone who beat the Dragonforce song set to expert on Guitar Hero 3, Ryuk, Ron Paul, and a Cyborg Clown.

Music:

Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Linkin Park, HIM, Billy Idol, Tyler Bates ,Elvis, Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjamin, Dethklok, Disturbed, DVDA, Red Rider, Foo Fighters, Snoop Dogg, Garbage, Straight Outta Junior High, Journey, Matchbox 20,KMFDM,Lacuna Coil, NIN, Mozart, Pink, Powerglove, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Stan Bush, Tenacious D, Twisted Sister, U2, Waterproof Blonde, Yellowcard, pretty random stuff.

Movies:

Death Note, Death Note The Last Name,Borat, Battle Royale, Batman Begins, 300, Transformers,Simpsons Movie,Pirates, of the Caribbean,Thank You For Smoking, Little Miss Sunshine,Brotherhood Of The Wolf,The Professional,As Good As It Gets,Death To Smoochy, Sweeney Todd:The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, American History X,O Brother, Where Art Thou?,Snatch,Super Troopers,Evil Dead/Army of Darkness,SLC Punk!, American Psycho, Anime of various kinds, I am a big mark for movies based on comic books.

Television:

Scrubs, all things adult swim, UFC when it's not rigged,pro wrestling sometimes,Married With Children,Futurama,Ninja Warrior, Heroes, South Park,anime, Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, I like animated stuff.

Books:

Shackleton's Way, Stephen King books (especially Dark Tower Cycle), R.A. Salvatore books, Once a Runner, Comic books, Babylon Revisited: And Other Stories,Anne Rice, College Books, I will give pretty much any book a chance.

Heroes:

Jim Helwig, CJ Patrick,Georges St. Pierre, Christen Bale, JB,Sean Pehndragon, the inventor of playdough, Shane Lyes, my dad, the owner of Quedoba, Sarah Schull,Dr. Rockso The Rock and Roll Clown, Marty Trotter, Hatake Kakashi, Yugi Muto, John Madden,Kevin Smith, the entire cast of Three's Company, Christopher Daniels,Borat,Nathan Explosion,Chuck Norris, Wanderlei Silva, Wallace Danderbear, Rock Lee, THE CURRY MAN!!!!,the creators of kickpads and kneepads, Beavis and Butthead, Bryan Danielson,Scrooge McDuck, Justin Block, Ron Paul, and Donnie Peppercricket.

My Blog

It is 4 in the morning

Dog threw up so I am awake. I have an idea for a blog but I am too sleepy to really write one. So lets pretend I wrote something in-depth about the following topics; my lovely wife, the greatness of t...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 02:25:00 PST

Tila Tequila is an alien

As I flip though channels looking for something to watch I am constantly bombarded by MTV with some girl named Tila Tequila, who from what I understand is famous for being a whore and having myspace f...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

Bad Luck and being a vegetarian...

Well this week has sucked. Monday my muffler came loose on my car so I was driving my van until this weekend so I could take a look at it. Fast forward to today. This morning as I was laying on the co...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

What’s old is new

I find myself re-watching and rereading things that I haven't thought about it a long time. For example, a few years ago I read a series of books by R.A Salvatore, I finished the series, enjoying the ...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

Sorry if I have been a spook

Well I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I know I did, the break did a lot to recharge my batteries. Anyways for the last couple weeks (not counting Thanksgiving) I haven't been really able ...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:10:00 PST

Golden Age of the Cornhuskers... THIS IS AWESOME!!

You know all week I have been hearing how now that Tom Osborne is back at UNL ( as interim athletic director) that all the problems are over and the football program will turn around....Well losers gu...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:30:00 PST

I heart my wife

I have the most awesome wife in the history of wives. We have been together  4 years (dated 4 and just married) and I still can't wait to hang out with her. Now I know what your thinking "so what...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:42:00 PST

Blog of a Bulletin....The Huskers are AWESOME!!!!!!

Never in my life have I been happier with a Husker football season. The tears of the Husker fans run like water and it will only get better. Just in case anyone forgot I posted the game scores. Don't...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 07:59:00 PST

Kids are fucks The Blog

Have you ever noticed when kids misbehave and their parents to are too fucking stupid to discipline them that these kids become your problem. In stores, on the streets, in movies, in school, in restau...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:24:00 PST

Heroes

Heroes rocks my face off. I am watching the 1st season on DVD (thanks Justin I will get them back to you soon) and it is phenomenal. It is like watching a comic book on my TV. Plus it has enough time ...
Posted by The Ultimate Bastard on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:45:00 PST