Today_13 |
Today I used my cuteness to chew on the door molding. The damn woman caught me though! Now I am on a foot!
Posted by on Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:25:00 GMT |
Today_12 |
Well, today was interesting. The female brought me to a strange place today.There were many humans milling about carrying things called books. I think we were at a school. Anyway, I yelled a whole hel...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:55:00 GMT |
Today_11 |
Well, I took a bath today and I just did not like it.It didn't help that those retards were in the shower with me.I prefer to be misted AFTER my human gets out of the shower. Why doesn't she remember ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:38:00 GMT |
Today_10 |
My human is pretty low today. I think she needs a bell or some good seed. That always helps me feel pretty damn good.She cleaned out my apartment today. Now, it's all sparkly. I also got to fly back a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:56:00 GMT |
Today_9 |
Damn!My human got another furry critter! Curses!Well, he's still little, so maybe I can get him to like me before he gets really big.Also, I may go for a bird walk today!Yay!
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:00:00 GMT |
Today_8 |
That fucking cat is trying to kill me.He knocked my cage UPSIDE DOWN today.All I did was call him a pussy...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:53:00 GMT |
Today_7 |
I'm worried about my human.She's upset over some stupid male who can't get his shit together. I wish she could see that there are PLENTY of men out there and even some who are interested in her RIGHT ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:23:00 GMT |
Today_6 |
Well, my human is pretty sad about men. I wish she'd just wake up and smell the coffee. There's more to life than men!There's SEED!Boy, do I like seed. It's sooooo good.Actually, I'll try calling her ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
Today_5 |
Today I took a glorious bath with my human today.Well, technically, it was a shower.She likes to take me in there with her.I think I felt more comfortable since that jackass T.C. wasn't in there.It wa...
Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 00:15:00 GMT |
Today_4 |
I had fun the other night. I even let people pet me!I was being nice.My human had some people over to play cards and she brought me downstairs to meet them.They were pretty nice.I had fun tunneling un...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 21:24:00 GMT |
