Jews. I've never met one before. People who appreciate a good blood splatter scene. Mrs. O'Leary's cow. Anton LaVey. Sam Raimi, so I can tell him to stop makin shitty movies. Linda Blair. Chris McKay's mom, so I can make sweet love to her. People who love impalements. People who have been impaled. People who love Implants. Treat Williams. Steven Segal. George Romero. Tobe Hooper. Al Jourgenson. Slayer. R. Kelly. Big Pete and Little Pete. Ren and Stimpy. Mr. Hat. Towlie. A Mongolian. A Mongoloid. A C.H.U.D. A funny Zombie (perhaps John Lequizamo?). A Deadite. Dr. Gonzo-Attorney At Law. Raoul Duke. Ronald Gibman. E.Z. Goode. ---I DON'T WANNA MEET: Chinese People, Emo Kids. Kids, People that play Lacrosse, People that have fantasy baseball or football teams, Californians, New Yorkers, Hillary Clinton cause shes very unfortunate lookin, Billy Corgan, Moby, all kinds of Chinese people, French people, French Canadians, people from Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Virginia, or West Virginia.