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About Me

Latest C and C Movie Factory Films:Seriously though, I wanna make movies. Mainly horror, but shit I'll make animal porn if I have to. Just as long as I'm makin movies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jews. I've never met one before. People who appreciate a good blood splatter scene. Mrs. O'Leary's cow. Anton LaVey. Sam Raimi, so I can tell him to stop makin shitty movies. Linda Blair. Chris McKay's mom, so I can make sweet love to her. People who love impalements. People who have been impaled. People who love Implants. Treat Williams. Steven Segal. George Romero. Tobe Hooper. Al Jourgenson. Slayer. R. Kelly. Big Pete and Little Pete. Ren and Stimpy. Mr. Hat. Towlie. A Mongolian. A Mongoloid. A C.H.U.D. A funny Zombie (perhaps John Lequizamo?). A Deadite. Dr. Gonzo-Attorney At Law. Raoul Duke. Ronald Gibman. E.Z. Goode. ---I DON'T WANNA MEET: Chinese People, Emo Kids. Kids, People that play Lacrosse, People that have fantasy baseball or football teams, Californians, New Yorkers, Hillary Clinton cause shes very unfortunate lookin, Billy Corgan, Moby, all kinds of Chinese people, French people, French Canadians, people from Alabama, Arkansas, Mississippi, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, Virginia, or West Virginia.

My Blog

Kaboom! Re-Dub!!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/8347bbb8fc/kaboom... Kaboom! Re-Dub!! - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:07:00 GMT

Mighty Putty Re-Dub

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e4406baa56/mighty... Mighty Putty Re-Dub - watch more funny videos
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:04:00 GMT

Its dark and rainy outside, but for me the sun is shinning.

I haven't felt like this in over two years, when our former Governor, George Ryan, was sentanced to six and a half years in prison.  Its the overwhelming feeling of happiness and satisfaction that has...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 08:59:00 GMT

Retarded Cubs bashers

So today I was finally able to break out my Cubs jacket.  It was the first time I've worn it since the October fiasco and I got more of the same old bullshit from people: "Oh you're a Cubs fan; (...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:04:00 GMT

Thats a wrap

So on Sunday we finished up "Zombie Dad."  That means that our next two movies, CCTV-1 & CCTV-2 are finished.  CCTV is the most complicated movie we have done in the long history of the ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Mike Patton

Ive been listenin to a lot of Mike Patton lately; and the more I listen, the more I think that every english teacher I ever had would have failed him. 
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 19:37:00 GMT

My Day Off...

I had the day off today.  I woke up early because I was supposed to spend the day job-hunting.  Instead I filled out three online applications, watched the Cubs win, and drank Old Style ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 16:39:00 GMT

So this is Myspace...

Why did I do this?
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:30:00 GMT