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sexican american

you're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

About Me

Now, let's you just drop them pants." "...Drop?" "Just take 'em right off." "Come on, squeal! Squeal! EEEEEEEE!" Minds are empty, heads are hollow. You might find out the truth is hard to swallow. Theres a place down there, where heads are square. Laws are tough and you are bare. There is a law and there is a lawman. Who is the right, and who is the wrong man. It doesn't take much to kill a guy. Dont get in my face and ask me why... Texas is the place... HANGEM HIGH! Beers, steers, and queers Yee-haw!Texas is full of women and willies Eyes too close, filthy hillbillies Who are these people, sex in barns Texas hoedown, this is the lowdown Youre full of shit, destined to go down Lets go down and herd em up If you agree, let's wordem up And if you dont... THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP! Beers, steers, and queers Yee-haw!Ive spent my life, go kicking shit Not gonna give up, aint about to quit. Life is a bucket of bluff Getting rough, feeding stock Get in my way... I'LL KNOCK YOU OFF!Beers, steers, and queers Yee-haw!Im a crazy mother in a drunken state A redneck asswipe who thinks hes great So full of shit, diarrhea for fingers Everywhere I go, personality lingers Say you dont like my dialect I dont give a damn, so fuck your respect If youre looking for a reason, dont look any farther Cuz Ill give it to you baby, like to your father Take what you get if it does the job Texas has religion... REVOLTING COCKS ARE GOD! I AM THE CREATOR! .. width="425" height="350" ..Myspace Graphics
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My Interests

i guess you could say i'm interested in alcohol, effects of alcohol, over indulgence of alcohol, post effects of alcohol, alcohol mixtures, alcoholic tendencies and barbecuing... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

the sesame street gang!


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Music:

2 many 2 name.....

Movies:

spun, jackass the movie, hot and saucy pizza girls, fast times at ridgemont high, less than zero, tombstone, scarface, goodfellas, full metal jacket, breakfast club, sixteen candles, killer klowns from outer space and finding nemo.

Television:

COPS, Forensic Files, Texas SWAT & old re-runs of Good Times.


Books:

don't be fooled by this, reading books dosen't make you smarter....i've read alot of books and i'm still an idiot.

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Heroes:

Batman, Superman, Aquaman, Spiderman, the Green Lantern and my dad.
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