Smelling Is Overrated |
On my flight back from San Diego, I smoked at around 5:15 pm then didn't have a cigarette until about 10:30 pm. Nearly 5 hours without smoking is pretty lengthy for me, but surprisingly I wasn't tota...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:47:00 GMT |
How to lose 2 pounds with minimal work |
This morning I weighed myself. After I drank some coffee, I had to poop. I weighed myself afterward, and I was 2.5 pounds lighter.
Posted by on Sat, 05 Sep 2009 16:19:00 GMT |
Summer? |
This year it was long. So long I don't know how I'm going to acclimate myself to work. The past two summers were a blur of piled up cans and bottles, drunken trips to the bar and hazy jam sessions. ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 20:52:00 GMT |
I <3 My Neighbor |
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Posted by on Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:40:00 GMT |
Black Widows |
Holy shit this time of year is ridiculous for black widows around my house. The past week I've been going outside wearing gloves and toting aflashlight and a gallon of poison. Thus far I have found ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:45:00 GMT |
Selling Shit on the Internet |
Three or four months ago I bought a new printer. My old printer works just fine, it just needs color ink. So, I put an ad up on Craigslist for $15. Bear in mind this is a printer/fax/scanner all in ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:27:00 GMT |
My Summer Vacation |
What has my summer vacation consisted of thus far?Dirty diapers and watching Star Trek.I finished watching TOS a week ago, now I'm onto TNGConclusions:Mini skirts in space are awesomeThe Prime Directi...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Jul 2009 08:52:00 GMT |
420 |
Fuck you, you stupid hippies. I don't celebrate Hitler's birthday. Additionally, after hearing that Afroman song on the radio today,I'm convinced it's actually an anti-weed song.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:00 GMT |
I has a babaie!11!1 |
Evan Jonathan was born on Tuesday the 31st of March weighing 8 lbs 2 ounces and measuring 20 inches head to toes. He and his mother are healthy, and everyone in our little family is doing very well. ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 20:07:00 GMT |
Curves and Lines |
I'm gonna have a son!
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:42:00 GMT |
