when I was a baby i looked across the room and saw myself in a baby crib that was different color, but the exact same in style, shape, and tone. I knew then things were going to be fucked for a lifetime.so i purchased a gun and killed myself in the mirror for years until high school, cause then i didn't have to kill myself figuratively of course, because i had rednecks to do it for me... Jamie Neese's Profile
Create Your Badge ..after high school i wrote a story about key west, made green and purple martinis, got a degree that does me no good unless i run out of toilet paper, made friends, ignored friends, grew hair on meee backside *using irish accent, fell in love, got fucked, dumped, then fell in love again, the right one, had road trips and narcotic fevers, and dialogues, and monologues, and montages, and stage actions, and movie watchings and ended up 2,734 miles from the east, and met teen drama celebs, made fun of some, formed relationships with others, started defining my life out of order, watched this one movie, made this one short, looked for money in all the wrong places, found it in all the right ones, have an apartment mortgage and a refrigerator that i had to buy, because they don't keep them out here long, had sushi, had thai, had manderin, had fake bar b q, had seafood, had Italian, had greek, had to lose weight, learned what a boiler room was, got propositioned, and NOW