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About Me



Life is like a box of crayons. Looks nice, feels nice, and smells nice. But when you eat it, it just doesn't taste good

My Interests

I like motorcycles, cars, tattoos, and heavy drinking. I don't like doing risky activities such as playing sports because life's too short to risk an unneccessary injury. I also like watching Indian music videos.

I'd like to meet:

God, Stephen Hawking, Michio Kaku, John Lennon, Haifa Wehbe, or Shigeru Miyamoto; so I can get drunk with them. I'm also attracted to broads with only seven fingers. Although I'm happy settling for a tattooed sugar momma with a robotic arm that rides motorcycles.

Music:

I like oldies and classic rock. All the new music is crap. Once in a while I'll listen to some fine piece of music like NWA, 2short, 2pac, and bone thugs; you know, the classics.

Movies:

My favorite movie is Terminator 2. So if you have it, bring it to my house so we can eat popcorn and snuggle while we watch it. Make sure its VHS though, cuz I like watching my favorite movies in VHS.

Television:

I don't watch television cuz it kills your brain cells, zaps your creativity, makes your feet smaller, and makes you a conformist. I love playing video games though, especially when I'm drunk.

Books:

I use to love reading books until I realized for every book that I read I could have drank at least 100 beers. Now I spend my free time trying to make up for all that beer I didn't drink.

Heroes:

Heroes are for conformists, phonies, liars, whiners, yuppies, idealists, politicians, cops, racists, vain people, and anyone else I don't like.

My Blog

Don't take life for granted

You see it on the news all the time; so and so was murdered today. Then you get the cliche response from the naive neighbor, "he/she was such a great person, this is a nice neighborhood, I can't belie...
Posted by San Marco on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

Marco's 10 Commandments

1. We are born tired, therefore we live to rest. 2. Love thy bed like you love thy self. 3. If you see someone resting, "help" them. 4. Rest during the day so you can sleep soundly at night. 5. W...
Posted by San Marco on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST