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brian

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About Me


I've created a website featuring both my and Dana's artwork. Enjoy!

web wig party
Hey LOOK! I done posted up some weddin' fotos! (Or as I like ta call 'em, "hitchin' pitchers"...) Our Wedding 10-01-06
I edited my profile with some elephant dung (it's magic!)

My Interests

oh, you mean other than fillin' this fuckin' thing in...? making artwork for friends and fams, learning the finer points of graphic design @ PNCA (Illustrator is sexy), owning a house, living in Portland Fucking Oregon, keeping WAL*MART outta my hood, playing guitar, sleeping (a lot)I also really love it when I get myspace friend requests from "girls" who want to show me nude photos and live webcams. So, please, keep that up. And fuck you.

I'd like to meet:

Paris Hilton's distant retarded cousin Kiev; Mel Gibson's Kabbalah instructor; George W Bush's stable manager (he wears assless chaps!); Kate Moss' coke dealer; a busload of nuns or Scientologists (I don't care which kind); Kim Jong Il's state-appointed barber; Donald Rumsfeld's beady-little-eye installer; David Lee Roth (he so lonely)

Music:

Short list: GOGOL*BORDELLO. They got everyone moving in PDX (and no one ever fucking moves in PDX!) Why did I not check these guys out faster?!??? Converge, new Bad Brains, Isis, PJ Harvey, Tool, Mos Def & Talib Kweli, New Order, Mastodon, Neko Case, New Pornographers, The Decemberists, Toots and the Maytals, Botch, Death By Stereo, Lifesavas, Rancid, Jimmy Cliff, Metal-Lars-ica, Bill Hicks, Belle & Sebastian, X, Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, Fiona Apple, Massive Attack, Black Flag, Buzzcocks, Helio Sequence, Iggy Pop (& The Stooges of course), Lou Reed, and on and on on...

Movies:

another short list: IDIOCRACY.Star Wars (but keep it ol' school), Infernal Affairs & The Departed, City of God, Serenity, Anchorman, Talledega Nights, The Harder They Come, Hero, Closer, Lost In Translation (Bill Murray in general), Royal Tennenbaums, I Heart Huckabees, Cohen Bros stuff, The Warriors, Land of the Dead (+ zombie films in general), Vincent Price, Sin City, Secretary ... and so much more!

Television:

Mostly stick with stuff on DVD. The Officev (UK and US), Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, etc. You Tube. Don't watch a lotta broadcast stuff, mostly PBS. I watch Lost but my interest is waning rapidly.

Books:

Just started reading Moby Dick. what else? let's see... White Teeth by Zadie Smith, Neuromancer, Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephensen, David Sedaris, Palestine by Joe Sacco, just read WORLD WAR Z by Max Brooks (Bad. Ass.) Children of Men was ok, but the movie was actually better. I actually read the book Left Behind, what a loada crap.

Heroes:

FDNY, NYPD, and Al-Qaeda, all equally

My Blog

Halo 3 and video games in general

OK, I went over to Dereck's house with Brehan this Tuesday night to get a chance to play some of that Halo 3 that everyone is going ga-ga over. I gotta say it is a whole barrel of fun. It's mostly a g...
Posted by brian on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:01:00 PST

online and on time.

Hey all, just wanted to let you know that I've posted some artwork made by my wife and I ...Brian Kay's and Dana Weir's website.Please let me know what you think. Thanks. BK...
Posted by brian on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:23:00 PST

dear god it's politician's MySpace page time

So I ran across Mitt Romney's MySpace page in the "Cool New People" section of the front MySpace page. Be afraid. be very afraid:Mitt Romney's Myspace pageI don't know what is more terrifying: the bad...
Posted by brian on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:30:00 PST

Vista? nuh-uh.

Oh, man. Dana and I just bought a MacBook and is it ever freakin' sweet. Now if I want to check my email, I won't have to rev up my PC (and I quite literally mean rev up. It sounds like flying in a 50...
Posted by brian on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:31:00 PST

HOT DOG!

I've updated my page layout!!!  Isn't it great? Well, ISN'T IT? Well, let me know what you think.
Posted by brian on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

wedding photos are now UP!

Wedding photos are now posted! Some are in the MySpace photo section, but most can be found here:Our Wedding 10-01-06 Revisions are likely to occur later (along with captions) but this is essentially ...
Posted by brian on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST

will post soon...

I endeavour to post wedding photos soon. stay tuned, true believers! BK
Posted by brian on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST

IT WASN'T IRAQ ...

It was IRAQ LOBSTER!  ... I'm retarded...
Posted by brian on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:53:00 PST

some people have ...

TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. craignotbond.com Too bad they don't have a forum for me to blast them.  As long as the cool Bond toys, dumb women, booze, and big 'splosions are there, we will all...
Posted by brian on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:03:00 PST

A-Z

A-Z A - Arrested Development.  FOX is cancelling this show yet they are doing a show called TRADING SPOUSES???  "Sit back, relax, and watch us bow down to the lowest common denominator!" B...
Posted by brian on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:43:00 PST