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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Alan Feuerstein
Birthday: July 6th, 1983
Birthplace: Grand Rapids, MI
Current Location: still Grand Rapids
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: "This is your right...thats your right!"
Your Heritage: German, French, Dutch, and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: a pair that I own
Your Weakness: beer
Your Fears: out of control, murderous robots
Your Perfect Pizza: BBQ Chicken Bacon from Papa Johns
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to remain bearded the entire year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "BRB...I gotta go take a dump!"...j/k..probably lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uhh..what?! Network?! Are they here?!
Your Best Physical Feature: My middle finger...I couldnt drive without it!
Your Bedtime: When Im tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Living in EGR with my buddies
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, I'd rather go to Steak N Shake with the Fonz.
Single or Group Dates: Either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: both are wonderful
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: very rarely
Do you Swear: whenever I deem it to be fucking appropriate
Do you Sing: in the car
Do you Shower Daily: Do golden showers count? J/K! That's sick. I cant believe I even typed that!
Have you Been in Love: yeah....
Do you want to go to College: I want to go to Clown College or the Harvard School of Driving
Do you want to get Married: someday Im gonna get married on top of a mountain! and there will be flutes playing and birds singing! and we will dance! till the sun rises!
Do you belive in yourself: somewhat
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when hammered
Do you think you are Attractive: Im sure there are uglier people than me
Are you a Health Freak: I'd be a lot better off if I were.
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love thunderstorms!
Do you play an Instrument: ass trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: uhhhh....yeah!
In the past month have you Smoked: oops, I sure did.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No. Im a lonely man.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: who gives a shit if I have or not? seriously!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I've eaten a box! OH! *Quagmire voice*
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YUUUUUCK...NO WAY
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah, my family and I put this show on called The Aristocrats
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: OH YEAH...
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: nope!
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: saving someone elses life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: also does not matter
Short or Long Hair: long preferably
Height: shorter than me, but not too short
Weight: whatever as long as it doesnt look gross
Best Clothing Style: Hot!
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: tons
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few
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My Blog

So Long

So long old Founders. Hello new location. Hopefully it's not full of people standing in the corner not drinking anything because they could not get a vodka and red bull.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 23:31:00 GMT

I need...

movie recommendations. I just got the netflix.
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 23:27:00 GMT

Guess what Starbucks has!

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINOS!!!
Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 16:21:00 GMT

FOR SALE!!!

FOR SALE! 4 door 1992 Chevy Lumina 225,000 miles on it but it runs great! $950 or best offer! Send me a myspace message if interested!
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 17:14:00 GMT

Nice Try, Fox News

Even Fox News can't escape the fact that fake news sells better than real news. Well, I should rephrase that, funny fake news sells better than the bullshit they spew out every day. So as the old sayi...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:02:00 GMT

outRAGE?!

Alright, two things I just gotta go off about. First Im watching CNN tonight, and they are talking to a couple of Islamic Americans about their outrage over the TV show 24 portraying Muslims as terror...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:53:00 GMT

FYI

To all Founders and Coors Light fans out there: Coors Light tastes REALLY wierd after drinking Founders Reds Rye (almost like vodka). And trying to solve the problem by eating Whole Grain Wheat Thins ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Say what meow?

So I'm sitting at home, enjoying Comcast's (Jennifer, if you're reading this, please notice the correct usage of the apostrophe)  "Free On Demand" Channels, the ultimate cure for absolu...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:15:00 GMT

The Fed Ex Pope

So I went as the Fed Ex Pope for Halloween and I must say, Im glad I chose that over Dr. Phil....sure, most people had no friggin clue as to who I was, but thats kinda what made it fun a few people we...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 23:14:00 GMT

Vote on my Halloween Costume

Halloween is fast approaching. I dont know of any good parties yet, so please let me know. Also, I am undecided on my costume, and therefore I am requesting your help. I have two in mind. One being Dr...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:27:00 GMT