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Keeper of the "Face"

Im a dad! scary huh?

About Me


Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Sandra
What is your weapon of choice? English Claymore
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No
How about the same sex? Of course
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Sandra
What is your pet peeve? People Being Nosey
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I hold grudges
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Clean the house
What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4 Pm
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Nobody
What is the last lame excuse that you made? Uh... I forgot?
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? yes
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? I didn't my alarm clock doesnt have a snooze button "thanks face"
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Long Island Iced tea
Are you a meat eater? Im almost a Carnivore
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Half a bottle of really bad vodka and almost 20 beers. ... rough night
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Now I am
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Candy sometimes
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? Spicy if I had to pick from those three
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? uh... no why what did you hear?
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 3
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? Buy a car and Face a griaffe or some odd animal
Would you rather be rich or famous? Famous cause then id be both :)
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? who wouldnt?
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Being there for my Son's birth
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? I dont know really lol
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? To provide a good life for my son
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends on what im doing
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yep
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? yes and anyone who says no is lying
What did you do today that you're proud of? Held down a ,700 hour by myself on Pantry side
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? About 7
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? Dont know... ive been drunk alot back in the day
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? yep
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Everyone says dumb shit like eyes or smile... The curves of a naked womans back
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? At the same time? Yes with more then one person Yes?
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? I think... dont know if she was kidding thogh
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? X-box 360
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Bobby Flay (his job is awsome)
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Frank Sanatra
Have you ever been cheated on? Yes
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Nope
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? nothing
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Wrath
Do you do the least often? Envy
Is your favorite to act on? Wrath
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Writer of:Midnight Revolution (horror/action)
For Centuries they have served their cruel vampire masters in the day, protecting them from their mortal hunters. Given only a taste of their power and the promise of eternal life, they have remained patient, until now. As the turth behind the lie is revealed, those who have stood between the living and the undead, now stand for themselves. The Midnight Revolution has begun.

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This is really fucked up

      In spite of the impression that this looks like an animated graphic, nothing in it moves. The "movement" occurs only in your mind         Stare at the black ...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

and the saga continues

well I havent updated this in a while so I think i'll indulge my 2 readers into my brain for a little bit.        Ive come to the conclusion over the past couple days that my ...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 11:58:00 PST

The State of the Union

Well damn im sitting in the appartment and im reading some peoples Pages and I realise I havent let my fans read anything about the happenings in my life in a while so I appologise my adoring public (...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 03:33:00 PST

And so the status Quo goes back to normal

and then there were 2....   well ive been spending some time with Sandra and having a lot of fun... things are going great... I was of course the Top seller for spencers this month (No Shock ther...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:02:00 PST

The World just keeps spinning out of Controll

Jesus Christ ya think you know whats going on in the world then BAM life throws you a curve ball...   I get fucked over by Todd and Sandra.... I get over it... Me and Sandra start talking again a...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 01:10:00 PST

Death To the Nice guy

Well... to put it really simply... im sick of getting screwd over by people thinking they can Impose their will on me...   Because of what my retarded brother did im not stuck back at square fuck...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 06:29:00 PST

Why is Murdering a Sibling Ilegal?

I fucking hate brothers!   because of some stupid fucking thing that my stupid fucking brother wrote I now have a bunch of people that I said some shit that I didnt... why the hell do people alwa...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 01:42:00 PST

Chapter 1

Here is a short story that ive been working on I love feed back so please post what you think...   <center><b>Chapter 1:</b></center> <i><b>"I am truly alone"&...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:16:00 PST

yawn

well another day down I guess... just being bored... Ive found a couple new reasons to stick around in this dismal world so im somewhat content with myself... *wink*   work is going amazing... m...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 05:43:00 PST

my take on the world

Firstly I have a question... If I just disapeard today into the sunset would anyone miss me? I think not   as it has become aparant to me in these past days I am the fucking poster child for peop...
Posted by Keeper of the "Face" on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 02:23:00 PST