elaine

i am notorious for leaving long voicemails, peeing too slowly, eating too slowly, and letting my narcolepsy get the better of me. i tend to speak faster than my brain can process, so that compounded with my complete inability to comprehend everyday speech leaves it fairly impossible for me to communicate. i love crosswords, text twist, minesweeper, IQ tests, sudoku, and other such puzzles. food is and has always been a good friend of mine. i'm ever so slightly OCD and i actually do make liberal use of dictionary.com. i'm addicted to practically all types of music. seriously. total music whore. i love my friends. i aspire to learn somewhere in the realm of a dozen other languages so that i can travel to other lands without making a bigger ass of myself than usual. simple things make me happy. i pretty much will crawl into bed with you if there are flannel sheets involved. i like hot cocoa, movies, sweet potatoes, and warm fireplaces when it's cold. random vegas trips make my life. i love falling asleep to the sound of rain. in theory, i like simplicity, although i myself tend to complicate situations unnecessarily like it's my job. but only because i'm excessively wordy and slightly slash annoyingly indecisive (sorry). i love to dance, whether out or alone in my room, because it makes me happy. my self-esteem often depends on the level of dirtiness of my car or the state of my toenails, as getting my car washed or painting the toes always gives me a renewed sense of self. i am a huge fan of one-liners and quote deserving movies and tv shows religiously. sarcasm is my second language. lance armstrong is my hero. i dream of running another marathon and competing in a triathlon. i have extraordinarily bizarre dreams and obsess over desserts and good food in general. i loathe jellyfish, unless enclosed behind a safe wall of glass in some sort of aquarium display because they've bastardized my arm. i keep myself ridiculously busy and then stress out over it, but secretly i love it. i want to travel the world, and then come home to eat sushi. i love lamp. i love holidays. i love pictures. i love life. and apparently, i also love the cheese factor, as everything i've said is pretty lame. not unlike myself. mazel tov.