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Lauren

onenakedhippie

About Me

Pro-choice, pro-dancing, pro-vegetables, pro-underwear, pro-dressing up and taking ridiculous photographs, pro-dogs, pro-children, pro-old people, pro-books, pro-wasting time, pro-prank calling, pro-ducks.Anti-toe socks, anti-emo, anti-bigotry, anti-(that feeling you get when you pluck your eyebrows), anti-whiney little babies, anti-jerks, anti parallel parking, anti-eating with your mouth open.

My Interests

I like things that grow (like people, love, plants, storms...many things.)

I'd like to meet:

Trouble-makers, but only mostly ones I know already. I don't like your crappy metal band already, I promise.

Music:

Tons and tons. Ella Fitzgerald, Regina Spektor, Ingrid Michaelson, Paolo Nutini, Fiona Apple, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, The Decemberists, Miles Davis, The Shins, Cake, Jolie Holland, Ray LaMontagne, Billy Joel, Rod Stewart, Claude DeBussy, The Killers, David Bowie, Gorillaz, et plus...

Books:

A Prayer for Owen Meaney, Le Petit Prince, Anything Toni Morrison (but particularly "Song of Solomon" and "The Bluest Eye."), Fight Club, Into the Wild, White Oleander, Memories of my Melancholy Whores

Heroes:

(How about...inspirations) Old people, children (they're so unabashedly imaginative. Effortlessly intuitive about their artwork in ways I am working hard to harnass), Bettie Page, Gustav Klimt, Joan Miro, Vincent Van Gogh, Rene Magritte, Wangechi Mutu, Johannes Vermeer, Salvador Dali, Matisse, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Antoine de Saint-Exupery. They all blow my mind one way or the other. Anyone who can show me something I've never seen before.

My Blog

So I tried a little Freddie

Stop what you're doing and pay attention to meeeeeeee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eeeeeeee  I shall make it worth your while with knock knock jokes, hair-fluffing and appletinis. New Paltz in the morni...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

Herpes

Gross
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:51:00 PST

Been a while, eh?

Haven't written anything here in the darndest time. Just feel like I should make an update, because, well, for no reason in particular except that i dislike seeing such old blog entries.In short, I'm ...
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

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I'm not much one for the blogging these days, but I will remark upon the great swirling, shifting, translucent space that's been floating around. It travels from my heart, down to my toes, evaporates ...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ouch it itches

look at me.... i have feeeeeeeeet!
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cootier de feu!

And sometimes I think I should start sleeping in my own bed again, especially after instances in which Liam must try his darnedest to keep me from wandering out in the middle of the night in an attemp...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST