A short short story about Grant |
GrantContrary to his calculated predictions, eating a double quarter pounder w/cheese while riding a bicycle both slowed him down and made his ungloved hand quiver in the breeze that swept in between ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:20:00 GMT |
We must find a new way to portion soup. |
From my perspective there are two types of dishware. Tins, plates, cups or silverware: these classifications only cloud the one truly meaningful distinction. Armed with a high-pressured hose, I spray ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 20:43:00 GMT |
A brief plea directed towards those who knowingly besmirch the language I so vehemently enjoy. |
I've seen way too many people write things online with terrible spelling and punctuation, then just type "(srry bad speller)" afterwards as though it exonerates them of their stupidity. Clearly, if yo...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 16:01:00 GMT |
I am currently doing homework. |
Currently I am doing homework.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:30:00 GMT |
A statement of such profound truth, that a sudden disbelief in all other concepts may occur. |
I really don't want to work until 3:00AM tonight/tomorrow morning, or any night/morning for that matter. I've basically decided that work is bad, and that I'd rather mug someone. Well, that would requ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 20:42:00 GMT |
Brace yourselves for the news of the century. |
Are you ready? I'll assume you are. I'm employed at last, by Sharis, as a lowly dishwasher.
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 19:00:00 GMT |
The adumbrating sun vs. the drowsing moon |
I was just reading someone's blog and something written in it prompted me to spend an hour practically writing an essay on the topic. I felt that it was a well thought out comment. At very least, it c...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:43:00 GMT |
I'm back |
Shame on those of you who didn't miss me.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 12:53:00 GMT |
Dawn breaks on departure morning. |
So, as of this morning, I'll be off being a band nerd for the summer, far from access to any computers. I'll be back on the 14th of August, so if I reply to anything before that date, surely it's an a...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:34:00 GMT |
I never thought I would hear such euphony again...then there was the Internet. |
For those of you out there who attended Northwood at the same time as I did (and were in band), it might be in your interest to check out this link. Maybe Mr. Shook repeats his Wind Ensemble songs lik...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 23:19:00 GMT |
