He Said/She Said |
He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.She said: You wear pants don't you?He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said: That's a good idea - you stand b...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:26:00 GMT |
Eight Words/Two Meanings |
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.Female: Any part under a car's hood.Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Male: ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 18:25:00 GMT |
Zen Sarcasm... |
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.2. The journey of a thousand miles b...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 16:15:00 GMT |
Two Monks and the River |
A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful w...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:04:00 GMT |
A Precarious Position |
A tiger chased me towards the edge of a cliff. When I jumped off the cliff, I quickly grasped a vine that grew over the edge. Below me was a long drop to certain death, above me was the snarling tiger...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 17:38:00 GMT |
Difference Between Women And Men |
1. NAMESIf Susan, Carol, Elizabeth, Sarah, Kim and Tina go out for lunch, they will call each other Sue, Carol, Sarah, Kim, Liz and Tina.If Eliot, Jim, Ron and Tom go out, they will affectionately ref...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 19:08:00 GMT |
The Fight |
I got into a fight today. I rear-ended a car this morning...the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, which ONE are you t...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:17:00 GMT |
Advice to Women |
Ladies, when you want to argue with manhood, choose your words well. because if the manhood gets hurt, the manhood can't swell. If you scream and you shout about fooling about, he'll whine and he'll p...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:13:00 GMT |
The English Language |
Read to the end... a new twist1) The bandage was wound around the wound.2) The farm was used to produce produce.3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.4) We must polish the Polish f...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:50:00 GMT |
