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About Me

The name is Will and Im currently attending Val State. I tend to go out as much as i can and do as much stupid shit as i can get away with just for shits and giggles. I like hanging out, playing 360, long walks on the beach, and occasionally a little diddy runs through my head saying, "Hey, lets get fucked up tonight."

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My Interests

My interests are having money to spend, meeting new people, spending time with friends, drinking, lacrosse, fighting, music, sleeping, gaming, drinking, drinking, did i mention drinking?, going out with the crew which consists of Sean, Kyle, Nick, Alex, Puckett, Chris, and or Brian. Going to the beach about every weekend is a must. I just like having a good time.
Play Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children My December and get more Free Flash Games Rightmove Sell Your House Mobile Phones Gametrailers at Razoric.comoh yeah, and this guy is cool as shit

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet Greg Cotrano, the guys from Streetlight Manifesto, Catch22 (check), Madcaddies (CHECK AND AMAZING), Nonpoint(check), and a bunch of other bands, Twinkie The Kid, Captain Cupcake, President Bush (so i can shove my foot up his ass, which probably wont fit because hes got so much stuff crammed up there as it is), and just as many people as possible. Oh yeah, and this girl

Music:

Metal, Ska, Classical, Rock, Classic Rock, Indy, Emo/Screamo and some Techno here and there, so basically a bit of everything.

Movies:

anything funny and with boobs, action, stupid horror movies, porn, and thinking movies like Donnie Darko. My favorite movies are Grandma's Boy, Superbad, and Animal House.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Family Guy, South Park, Viva La Bam, Californication, The Office, Ninja Warrior, and just stuff like that.

Books:

Anything that might "peak" my interest, such as playboy or hustler. Fantasy shit with magic and swords and fighting and killing and raping women. R.A. Salvatore is my favorite author in the world, read anything by him and you'll end up reading every book he's ever written. Another is Alan Cambell who has written Scar Night and i working on his next book. Occasionally I'll read Harry Potter when im bored.

Heroes:

Two of my best friends Meagan and Matt, my other friends, my Dad, my Mom, and anyone who drinks as much as Debbie Locke; that bitch can put it away.

My Blog

too much stuff on my mind

Him: The last time i saw you, you turned away. Her: I couldn't see you with the sun shining in my eyes. Him: I said "Hello" but you kept on walking. Her: I'm going deaf from the sound of the freeway. ...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:45:00 PST

Part 6

Part 6 The dull ever-present hum of the engines and the gentle rocking of the 757 had nearly put me to sleep. I awoke, startled to say the least, to Hollywoods latest interpretation of what it thinks ...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:20:00 PST

Part 5

Part 5 Ive decided to move on. I dont want to spend the rest of my days miserable and wallowing in my own self-pity. The pain is still there and the blood still runs freely with every breath I take, b...
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Part 4

Part 4 I find myself staring at the lit cigarette resting between my index and middle finger. Staring into the lit cherry atop the cancer stick there in my hand. And as I stared, my thoughts took me t...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 11:06:00 PST

Part 3

Part 3 The blood ran freely from my now-broken nose. The world was a blur for a few seconds. That really hurt. Now Ill make him hurt, right after I pop my nose back into place. I took a quick second t...
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Part 2

The streetlights seemed to dim as I walked home in the torrential downpour that had started. Droplets of water ran down my hair and onto my face. I guess that was good because they covered...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:27:00 PST

Part 1 - The Story

The city lights buzzed with anticipation of coming events. Wind of passing cars stirred her hair ever so gently, keeping in time with the thump of my heart that was now in my throat. Sh...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:51:00 PST

Writing A Story

So i decided i want to write a story. Go figure the english major wants to write huh? Well im not sure exactly how it will pan out or what exactly it will be about. Some of it will be based off of my ...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:45:00 PST

Skeptics and True Believers

Don't be so scared, I will not lead you on like you've been doing for weeks. So you're selfish, and I'm sorry. When I'm gone you'll be going nowhere fast. Would you believe me if I said I didn't ...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 02:02:00 PST

i dont think ill be able to take it

so i just found out that my best friend might be moving to texas. this is quite possibly the worst news ive heard my entire life. she wants to go there to be at a cheap university because its supposed...
Posted by It Just So Happens My Back Is Located On My Cock on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST