Random Meaningless Questions for your Bored Ass to Answer
Masturbation with steel wool and vaseline, or forced anal penetration by horse?
Suicide by acid bath or by fire?
Rectal probing with a toilet brush or a corn cob?
Fat girl friend or genital warts?
Naked in front of yer class, or naked in front of your church
Would you rather A: stick your dick in a pussy that looks like crushed blackberries in a jello mold or, B: stick your dick in a pussy that looks like a raw oyster in a lightning storm?
Lick a kooter with crabs, or lick a kooter with herpies
Sex with a dead rape victim, or sex with a rotting corpes of a pig?
Being smuggled across the border in a trunk full of cockroaches and mice, or in a fat girls butt crack?
Anal sex with a cactus, or anal sex with a hot curling iron?
getting wasted at a party and wake up to this the next morning? A: this really fat chick that has had a crush on you since you were 10 and smells like ass. B: your ex girl friends brother or C: your mom because she the one who serve you the drinks
Sex with an STD stricken donkey, or sex with a black men?
Flipping burgers at MacDonalds, or flipping burgers at Burger King?
Sex with a 90 year old man, or sex with a 90 year old woman?
Would you rather drink to remember, or drink to forget?
Finding porn with yer grandma and granpa doing it, or yer parents doing it?
raped by a black coke addict or a gang of white fags
Anal fisting orgy or DP with 2 horses? CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
