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Dominick (dominickpupa.com)

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm annoying. I love spinach and anything with cheese on it. I overspend. I overtalk. I'm selfish. I don't like to work. I never call my friends or family back in a timely manner. I think women are at their hottest between 50 & 55, and men are at their hottest when they laugh at my jokes. I wear tight pants to publicize my weight loss and massive genitalia. Depending on who I am hanging out with I am either under or overappreciated...never in between. I urinate on whoever's around me when I drink too much. Unlike all gay celebrities, I think being gay IS the most interesting thing about me, and I'll keep yapping about it until I swallow my own tongue. Quite a catch, huh?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the person who is going to mass market pants with a 28 length. I am tired of shopping in the boys' department. Personally, I've finally met the cutest, smartest, short, sweet, funny Italian man since me. He's even sticking around after witnessing concrete proof that I am mentally ill...which only means he must be as well.

My Blog

Pops Eulogy

I'm in front of an audience almost every day, and get asked often to write and deliver material for events and shows. I've never felt more honored, though, than when I was asked by my parents to writ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:59:00 GMT