Pay attention here folks.....* Just because I serve you a beverage and smile at you doesn't mean I want your body, so by all means "stop, no, and don't".* Pennies, Nickels, Dimes, and Quarters are not sufficient tips...I'm there because it's my job, not as a sideshow attraction. (would you be happy if I threw change at you?)*Don't ask me if I put alcohol in your drink, bartending is not a magic trick nor an illusion. (and if you tell me you can't taste it, you've probably had too many and I'm likely to cut you off)* If you don't tip me, please don't try to get my number...most likely, you can't afford me.* Please order all your drinks at once, I was never in special ed. and I'm able to retain your order "Thank you".* If you yell, whistle, or make sounds at me...I'm serving you "last".* Don't make up drinks in your kitchen, name them and then assume I know what your talking about.* Don't tell me you'll "get me next time" save your breath, I hear that all day and I know that means you're a cheap ass and you're not gonna tip me.* DON'T TELL ME TO SMILE!!!! You obviously don't make me happy.* We're not in Mexico people, so order in English because I have no clue what your saying if you're talking in any other language.* Keep in mind that if you're rude to me, you probably want to go to another bar because I'll give you a shitty drink, and I remember who you are *grin*...................................I look around and it's the same old situation on a different day. These masses of confrontation beating me down. I'm picking at the pieces to put them all back into place. A never ending crossword of questions collaborates, while asking myself where are we going in time????
Don't try to separate reality from dreaming, trust yourself, keep on believing. I think I can is all you can really tell yourself.
