Sergeant Rusty Pusnip

Hey i'm kinda new to all this so bear with me! i was living in a dog & cat shelter 6 months ago & didn't really know how to be a cat but then i moved in with a nice lady & i'm learning to be a proper kitty :) my name is rusty (the people at the shelter named me) & the lady who adopted me calls me rusty egan (some bloke from the 80s new romantic scene or something, don't even ask..!) i think i'm about 4 yrs old but i'm not really sure. i'm a delightful shade of 'strawberry blonde' & nicely compliment the parquet flooring in my new house. the vet said i might have asthma or a respiratory condition so i have to take tablets & yucky stuff on my food :( i've been told i'm quite large for my age & resemble a small tiger... anyway i'm rambling..!