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ALLEN JOSEPH

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when youre riding through the ruts, don't complicate you

About Me

my name is AJ, yes its ALLEN JOSEPH fer all those who dont know me...i am an 0h-sixer, and i am currently accepted into FIDM, but not yet attending school, due to technical class difficulties. i guess im an artist, ive been drawing since i was 3, and since high school, ive been planning on becoming a graphic designer. my second passion is cars. sports cars, muscle cars, VERY few rice rockets, and even shifter cars. i think im a decent person to be around, im always down to do wutev, kick back, chillax, party, drive, listen to my music, eat, i love eating, own fools in Beirut (modernly unknown as beer pong) shit like that...i am pretty damn athiletic, i love to exercise or do anything active...but like every normal human being on god's green earth, i like have my lazy moments haha. i also have a passion for almost every extreme sport. i skateboard, snowboard, surf, skim, wake, dirtbike, BMX and anything else that has to do with boarding or biking (except for blade, cuz thats weak sauce). well if u are a person at all like me, hit me up. .. bboymahem88[Slug] Hence forth, step within my psychoanalysis callouses upon my mind make me strain for my lines out I ripped it, squeezed the brain: it made some liquid drained it in a cup and then I sipped it Atmosphere! The mic let me clutch it thoughts take flight so fit the Slug in your pipe and take a puff kid fuck it! I heat it like a tea pot - steam hot upon the roof: shoot a marble with the verbal slingshot take aim, here I came, I'm the same Back in '86, I'da tag my name upon your window pane stained the mind: a deep shade of residue voices within the head make choices multiple multiply Spawn, Slug a little buzz and Atmosphere the scuds, cuz here come the judge blasted; so pass the kid a mic so we can paint this image of the gifted-anxious, to flip the language it's the noun meltdown from the outer-shell now smell the burning flesh fresh from the hell-bound and come on down here, this mind path, I'm half- mathematic Atmospheric staff with the rhyme craft comin to capture, your after-laughter while I'm hangin from this rafter, I have to rip this rapture cuz the cramps in my stomach, dismantle when I tamper with your amplifier, damn you die...Why try? The sky presents an eternally unfolding spectacle: One moment puffs of cumulous clouds get across it and next a billowing thunderhead perhaps 10 miles high looms over the horizon probing the structure of the sky... Why try?Cause I can read an emcee from front to back from the cover to the classified - I've pacified my mind with my rhyme skills - I climb hills and leap, foolish twitch with a single bound sending tingles down your spine, designed to swing a pound this ax-handle triple-inch-spike protruding from the tip of my mic distributing fuckin headshots shots to your head, now you're knee-deep, you need sleep as you trudge thru the sludge and the slugs and the bird shit we swarm with the bees and diseases and even if your deejay was Jesus, you could never fuck with these kids I've swarmed with the bees and diseases and even if your deejay was Jesus, you could never fuck with these kids[Spawn] Yea muthafucka! you know who you fuckin with you know what kind of ass whooping comes with this your whole crew could get some of this, your wack ass fuck kids is what the subject is roughnecks live, for only a second then they give oblivion's, what you've stepped in your reps t, should have been lookin I'm sick of you bitch-ass crews when: you tried take what's not your but 'cha couldn't take mine, your fake rhymes - spit them you shouldn't what will it be now? another victory yo who will it be now? it's Spawn that emcee complete, a true champ - stamp that on my essence amped shootin presence, fattenin each fuckin sentence when its time, then it's time to go that's what I know, be rippin mics at every show we flow but who's got my back though? [Slug] Stress, Beyond, ANT, the Slug[Spawn] so you best be on your way before there's trouble...

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[Mos Def] What, lyrically handsome, call collect a king's ransom Jams I write soon become the ghetto anthem Way out like Bruce Wayne's mansion, move like a phantom You'll talk about me to your grandsons Cats who claimin they hard be mad fag so I run through em like, flood water through sandbags Competition is mad, what I got, they can't have Sinkin they ship, like Moby Dick, did Ahab Son I'm way past the minimum, it's a verb millenium My rap's hold a gat to your back, like Palestinians Ancient Abyssinia, sure to hold the Gideon Official b-boy gentlemen, long term, never the interim Born inside the winter wind, day after December 10 These simpletons they mentionin the synonym for feminine Sweeter than some cinnamon from Danish rings by Entenmann's Rush up on adrenaline, they get they asses sent to them (Gentlemen) you got a tenement, well then assemble it! Leave your unit tremblin like herds of movin elephant Intelligent embellishment, follow for your element from Flatbush settlement, skin posseses melanin Hotter than tales of crack peddlin, makin em WOOP like blue gelatin, swing like Duke Ellington Broader than Barrington Levy, believe me The hot oppresion rent who burn down your chief teepee You see me?

My Interests

AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE MY PUPPY...

I'd like to meet:

jessica alba, scarlett johanson, jessica biel, common, mos def, atmosphere, dane cook, dave chappelle, the Z-BOYZ

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Music:

i freakin LOOOVE music all kinds of it.
"One good thing about music, when it hits- you feel no pain"-Bob Marley
....anyways i love all REAL hip hop, atmosphere, eyedea, spawn, brother ali, jedi mind tricks/AOTP, apathy, dj abilities, aesop rock, sage francis, murs, mr. dibbs, all of rhymesayers/def*jux/demigodz, binary star, MF doom, immortal techniques, mos def, talib kweli, k. west, common, lupe fiasco, beastie boys, mighty souls of mischeif, del the funky homosapien, delinquent habits, bone thugs, outkast, ludacris, dem franchise boys, ice cube, the game, nas, snoop and dre, andre nickatina, pacific division, of course that BAY MUZIK, cutty cutthoat mac dre, 40 water, the team, TOO $HORT, Tupac, san quinn, JT the bigga figga, keak, dem hoodstarz, turf talk, yukmouth, mistah FAB, jay diggz, dubee, etc...tech n9ne, mobb deep, BEP, the notorious B.I.G., the roots, slim shady, the alchemist, there are way to many to say...i love them slow jamz too, musiq soulchild fer one, goapele, ne-yo's koo, alicia keys, a lot of alternative and classic rock, taking back sunday, tool, papa roach, alien ant farm, chronic future, muse, stained, the ataris, nine inch nails, dashboard confessional, delirious, dont look down, new found glory, hoobastank, foofighters, radiohead, the mars volta, smashing pumpkins, queens of the stone age, incubus, death can dance, POD, audioslave, coheed and cambria, switchfoot, iron maiden, blue oyster cult, KISS, black sabbath, styx, billy squire, pliot, ELO, aerosmith, the beatles, deep purple, alice cooper, peter frampton, hewie lewis and the news, bob dylan, jimi hendrix, foghat, ZZ top, lynard skynard, boston, led zeppelin, eagles, chicago, the scorpions, queen, MCR, linkin park, the used, ramones, misfits, story of the year, motion city, rilo kiley, and my favorites; red hot chili peppers (originally known as: Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem), incubus, lost prophets, bob marley, SUBLIME, pepper, no doubt. others...reel big fish, 311, steel pulse...jazz, old school blues, john mayer, jack johnson, just about every music that sounds good, but NO COUNTRY!!!! lol

Movies:

STAR WARS, the originals tho...i mean i love the newer ones, but nothing beats the classics ya dig haha. the count of monte cristo, the departed, all bourne movies, the pest, american history x, edward scissorhands, cry-baby, raising arizona, all the pirates movies, fear and loathing in LV, the mariachi, desperado, once upon a time in mexico, play it to the bone, zorro, all austin powers movies, white men cant jump, all blade movies, kingpin, the big hit, ocean's 11, troy, kingdom of heaven, fight club, snatch, interview with a vampire, the mexican, national treasure, fast times at ridgemont high, con air, face off, wind talkers, lord of war, saturday night fever, staying alive, look who's talking, get shorty, be cool, pulp fiction, kill bill volume 1 & 2, phenomenon, sword fish, broken arrow, dazed and confused , coming to america, tears from the sun, detroit rock city, man on fire, the hurricane, the bone collector, the deer hunter, the butterfly effect, just friends, road trip, boondock saints, BEERFEST!, super troopers, superbad, knocked up, blast from the past, george of the jungle, four brothers, ROCK STAR , invincible, the italian job, boogie nights, gladiator, punisher, 28 days later, AFRO samurai, dude where's my car, the big lebowski, the rundown, green street hooligans, all kevin smith films: clerks, mall rats, chasing amy, dogma, jay & silent bob strike back, jersey girl, clerks II. any will ferrell/ ben stiller/ owen wilson/ vince vaughn movie...night at the roxbury, corky romano, anchorman, kicking and screaming, old school, blades of glory, along came polly, ZOOLANDER, bewitched, there's something about mary, the royal tenenbaums, talladega nights, elf, starsky & hutch, meet the parents/ fockers, dodgeball, mystery men, the cable guy, heavyweights, envy, swingers, be cool, wedding crashers, all of the happy madison movies; happy gilmore, billy madison, big daddy, waterboy, bulletproof, airheads, the wedding singer, lil nicky, 50 first dates, joe dirt, mr. deeds, grandma's boy...etc. BIODOME, encino man, and i cant forget ORANGE COUNTY & the illest hip-hop movie of all time... "JUICE"

Television:

friends, family guy, the simpsons, that 70's show, king of queens, the contendor, UFC, comedy central presents, southpark, chappelle's show, metalocolypse, robot chicken, aqua teen hunger force...[adult][swim]

Books:

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Heroes:

THE ONE AND ONLY[LEGEND]

My Blog

BACK AT SQUARE ONE

isnt it just a bitch when you work so hard for something, then you get there, and somehow, something happens, or many things happen, and you get shot right back to square one?i mean, it happens to eve...
Posted by ALLEN JOSEPH on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 11:00:00 PST

ART PHILOSOPHY

i have been an artist basically my entire life. it hasn't been til recently that i have grown to actually understand it. thus bringing me to my interest in art philosophy.let me enlighten you with my ...
Posted by ALLEN JOSEPH on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST

sparatic realizations

sparatic made visuals shimmer shine across my eyes nfish float sideways by nines n hinder across the horizonmetallic stars that come from the bubbles in my wine n my minds filled up with truth and fac...
Posted by ALLEN JOSEPH on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 02:43:00 PST

ENTERING SERVICE AREA

? he's publicly floating in the waters of insanitythe situation spectrum latches shackles on mentality.cant handle all the pressure death may soon beco...
Posted by ALLEN JOSEPH on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:07:00 PST

MaHeM designs...etc

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Posted by ALLEN JOSEPH on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST