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Chris

lick it like a toilet bowl

About Me

i writ e comic called "i be satan and fuwjawa", im definetely a highly known rapper around my parts of the hood and i go by the name " str8 up sixlet" my raps consist of bald things, doughnut with bologna in a cardboard tube, and having sex with myself constantly while screaming the abc's backwards. i like those things called females with more than one orifice by their waist. and they definetely must have more than one boob.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

im just seriously looking for a giant marshmallow that will cuddle with me in those rough times of my star-dome in my rap career and will push people down escalators no matter at what expense for the sake of my life. it must enjoy wearing wigs, and not get weirded out by my strong masculinity and great physique.