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Envy Green

About Me

I would consider myself a pretty regular girl, minus the penchant for zombies and a true devotion to irony. Money and television don't mean much to me. Art, music, theatre, literacy...those mean something to me. Want to know more? Please ask... Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The creator of the Teletubbies. And I will slap him over and over until he apologizes.

My Blog

Reflections on Vegas - Chapter 2

Vegas...a whole week of it.  This was my second Viva, my third time in Sin City, and my first solo vacation.  Thought I'd share a few observations...1. I love stepping off the plane in 75 degree weath...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:29:00 GMT

For God's Sake

I am my own worst enemy.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 11:06:00 GMT

Cole in the City - Vol. 1

So I've been in Chicago for a little over a week, and oddly enough...I don't have that much to report.  Here are a few things, for anyone who may have been wondering: 1. My apartment totally rule...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 14:14:00 GMT

Reflections on Vegas

Ahh, Vegas.  I never thought I'd love a place so much.  I just returned last night from my second trip this year, and it's hard for me to think that I won't be there again until the nex...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:56:00 GMT

My Life On MTV

1. Really, Natasha Bedingfield?  How is it that you're thin, beautiful, and talented, and yet you still look AWFUL in a corset in your AWFUL video about your AWFUL song?  You have a pocket f...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:59:00 GMT

I guess it could be worse...

I just did that whole "face recognition" thing, and the list of people I "look like" includes: Kate Winslet Claire Danes Halle Berry Katie Holmes Chloe Sevigne Grace Kelly Huh.  Halle Berry...rea...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 19:39:00 GMT

You know, I had forgotten...

...how homo-erotic the "Greased Lightning" scene in "Grease" is.  Really...gay. ...how much of a nightmare women can be.  I had the worst consultation today.  Here's a little hint:...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 23:21:00 GMT

Truths About Makeup

Okay. Let's start at the beginning. A few truths about makeup: 1. It can transform, but it ain't a magic wand, bitch.  Keep that in mind. 2. Do not ask for my advice if you do not want to hear th...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 20:53:00 GMT

Swan songs and other things the snow ruins.

Last night was the last showing of my play, due to the snow.  Great.As per usual, not a single member of my family showed up besides Michael.Jeff, Stephen, & Jen were there - thank you so, so...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:45:00 GMT

A few things I think everyone should know:

1. Don't ever, EVER go into a store and tell the salesperson a lie.  We will find out, and we will hate you for it.  The most common one?  "I just want to try something new."  Real...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 21:41:00 GMT