[-Iain-] This is not a test

About Me

Also on facebook at http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=512695269 add me or whatever :)
I finished Uni in Wales and moved back home to Worcester. I like going out, sports, films, music etc. I was in a band, called TAT[TLE] although we're on indefinite hiatus now. Visit webpage at http://www.angelfire.com/rock2/tattle/main.html to check it out
Haha, according to this site I look like Johnny Depp :p
Some things that annoy me:
AOL Keywords (it's the same fooking word as whatever you're searching for!) - 'Wacky' adverts (I'm looking at you, Phones4u) - Fall Out Boy - Panic At The Disco - Hard-Fi - James Blunt - Maroon 5 - Rude/stupid/ignorant/lieing people - Reading festival toilets - Girls who go on and on about their boyfs all the time - Stupid political correctness (a council wanting to rename Xmas to 'Winterfest'. Losers!) - Ned & Zeke from Neighbours - tabloid 'journalists' - Ambulance chasers - Small American boys haircuts in films (long pudding bowl look) - Noisy dogs - Aftershock - Chelsea FC - Yop - Marmite - ringtone adverts (damn you crazy frog).
Well that's odd...
Ta Ta, I'm off to the beauty salon!

My Interests

If you have Nintendo Wii, add me on 3740 3960 3201 9045 and say hi. If you have Mario Kart, add me on 1504 6073 8377 and I'll kick your ass on it sometime. Maybe.Going to the gentleman's club to discuss Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon
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I'd like to meet:

Barry from Road Trip:The Hoff. As Fulham defender Moritz Volz says, "Being German, I love David Hasselhoff. It's actually the law back in the Motherland. For me the Hoff is almost like some kind of higher spirit. Hoff-ness is everywhere. The Hoff is a big inspiration - in times of trouble I often ask myself "how would the Hoff deal with this situation...?"
He also believes Hasselhoff could play a role in solving the world's ills. "People laughed when he tried to claim that Baywatch had played a part in bringing peace to the world but I think he had a point."Your results:
You are Superman Superman 65% Spider-Man 65% Robin 65% The Flash 50% Green Lantern 50% Hulk 45% Batman 35% Wonder Woman 35% Catwoman 35% Supergirl 30% Iron Man 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

Music:

Oasis, Radiohead, Manics, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Interpol, Nirvana, Green Day, The Verve, Garbage, Stone Roses, Doves, Ash, Rage Against The Machine, My Vitriol, We Are Scientists, QOTSA, Foo Fighters, TAT[TLE], Snarf, The Right Prescription etc.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Star Wars Trilogy, The Matrix, Donnie Darko, Se7en, Reservoir Dogs, Road Trip, South Park: The Movie, Grosse Pointe Blank,

Television:

24, South Park, Heroes, Simpsons, X-Files, Red Dwarf, Prison Break, Alan Partridge, Seinfeld, Most Haunted, Angel, Buffy, Sharpe, Spaced, WWE Wrestling, Neighbours, Family Guy, Lee & Herring (not that they've been on TV for years) :(

Books:

1984, Trainspotting, and the rest

Heroes:

Is a popular programme on BBC2.Finch Dino of TAT[TLE] What a guy! http://www.angelfire.com/rock2/tattle/main.html

My Blog

Bands Ive seen live

Up to end of 2007: A (twice) Alec Empire Alien Ant Farm Amen The Arcade Fire (two)Architects Ash (three) Atomic Kitten (twice)Auf Der Maur BabyshamblesThe Bandits B...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 01:54:00 PST

Circus or zoo?

Say you're abducted by aliens. They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus? In the circus you get to ride arou...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:17:00 PST

Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?

I say no. :(
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:04:00 PST

'With hilarious consequences'

Ever notice how even the most harrowing of films can be turned into enjoyable comedy romps by simply adding 3 words to the plot description? Looking at IMDB.com I came up with the following exam...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:50:00 PST

Superman's 'real' name...

Whilst browsing a website, there was a competition with the following question: What is Superman's real name?Clark KentMr Superman I know what they think the answer is, however, I challenge ...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:46:00 PST

The Fat Olympics

So I've had a new idea - the fat olympics. Basically, anyone over a certain weight can compete in the events that normally take place during them (except ones which fat people compete in anyway, like ...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Movie ideas

Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something. We'll call it "Puppy Love" Adam Sandler... inherits like, a billi...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Alien abduction

Recently I have been abducted by aliens who ran extensive and painful experiments on my body, then had the cheek to charge me for it! In future, I want to be able to get alien abduction experimentatio...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Some things to remember

Some things to remember are that even a big hat can fall in love with a fish. We must stop the world from turning into orange juice and if you see a giant bicycle dressed as a banana, tie it to George...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

League Against Balaclava Injustice Association

I don't know about anyone else, but I feel it's time something was done about the discrimination shown against me and fellow balaclava wearers by the general public. At winter, the full head warmth th...
Posted by [-Iain-] This is not a test on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST