"I'd rather Chop off my DING-DONG then admit that booze aint' food..." Willian Murderface Murderface Murderface
If you happen to come across a "BRO", do not make any sudden movements. These are hostile and volatile creatures that roam in packs. Eye contact is not recommended such as they resort to a some-what primitive reaction of anger, confusion, hostility, and erectile inadequacy. Avoid contact and association with such "BROS" at all costs. Bros carry such distinct characteristics such as follows: An unnecessarily large truck, (makes up for the shortage in the penile area) Trucker hats tilted in various positions. (Down low if they are ugly, Up high... their still fucking ugly, but less ugly) Sagging shorts and knee high socks are a dead give away (Hides their weak and pussy legs) and Tattoos and piercings (Usually of "scary" or "creepy" things like skulls, the Grim Reaper, ect..) Most "BROS" have distinct symbols place randomly about their persons and trucks. Look out for the SPADE â™ and Kotton Mouth Kings (Kock In Mouth Kings). The standard "BRO" will sport "So Cal" witch is a company for those with undeserved foolish pride, these are the "Alpha BROS" or so I like to call them. So this concludes my opinion on the "BROS" of the world. If your a "BRO" either your super pissy and have you panties in a twist. Or you apreciate my honesty and have "respect" for that kind of thing. Regardless, I hate you, and you're a plague on humanity, Pease die. Thank you.(Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.) See you in Hell.b>
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