Erik Awesome!

I'm not one of the cool kids. I try to be a good person and I think I'm making progress. I might still come off as an asshole. I'm confident. I make my bed every morning. I drink coffee and eat peanut butter bagels for breakfast. Swagger. I don't complain. I like adventures and danger. I'm not afraid to do things on my own but I'd rather have company. I'm goofy. Sometimes I go crazy. I like to play outside. I'm an Ameri-Fucking-Can. I don't have nice things. I don't want nice things. I want to go places. I love the south. I love the north. I try to keep things simple. I drive a Buick. I'm too hood for my own good. I park far away from grocery stores so I can ride the buggy back to my car as fast as I can. I'm finally in the mind set to get the hell out of school. I'm going to teach your kids...if you don't abort them but for now I hope you do. I do what I do. I swim laps. I love the smell of chlorine. Honesty and Honor. I think seriously about zombie invasion scenarios and what I would do. The only person that can hold me back is myself. I pick my nose in public. I might try to pick your nose. I drink 40's in the shower. Girls shouldn't get involved with me. I'm a lifeguard. I love rap music. Keep it drama free whenever you're around me.