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About Me

Several years ago, I remember running across the MySpace website and telling my friends on IRC at the time that “this website is a piece of garbage”. Poorly designed, poorly coded, it looked like a website that some average joe bum had knocked up in the privacy of their typical bedroom amongst hundreds of empty KFC buckets and Burger King boxes. I remember telling them at the time; “This won’t get anywhere”. Alas, I was wrong.So here I am making a profile on myspace. Anyways, i'm in the military serving as a corpsman (thats a navy-marine corps field medic in case you're wondering.) and i've been working at the med/surgical department of Pensacola Naval Hospital. Soon i'll be going to 2nd Marine Division (based at camp lejeune, North carolina) for my next assignment, and I can't wait.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

No contest, Chuck Norris. *little know fact: most children wear superman pajama' to bed, but when superman goes to bed, he wears Chuck Norris Pajamas Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month