Mikey&Paige - ProfilesArchive

About Me

We are revolutionists we only care for the future. We are curently raising money to help prevent the El Chupacabra from causing the mayhem that is occuring in Mexico/Texas and oh, Central America and what not... The El Chupacabra is killing all the cattle and goats in Mexico and the brown people in their taco tribes cant eat fajitas cuz they got no meat and they got no cheese. *Visit cheese.com by the way, its a very informative website.* We also work with many scientists and doctors. Right now we are working on the cure for aids and cancer, and we are coming very close. For more information on us and the El Chupacabra Fund or the Time Travel Fund or the Paige's Garden Gnome Collection Fund or the Mikey and Paige Live Fund or The Resurecting Dinosaurs Fund Please E-mail us at [email protected]. We only care about the future with out the future there will be no Mikey and Paige and the world will not work the same, it will fall apart. It will be some Donnie Darko parallel universe jive... Below you will see a Real El Chubacabra that we saw in our vacation in Mexico:

My Interests

We like Legos a lot...we are also amateur pornographers. We are trying to make the world a better place by going to Ethiopia and such. We also make the world better by making people happy with our beautimous pornography and music...it's not trash, it's art. Paige has a garden gnome collection, it's getting quite large, and Mikey just finished building a life sized T-Rex replica out of abandoned shoe strings and recycled crackpipes...we also spend a lot of time painting each others' fingernails.

I'd like to meet:

We already met him and spend lot's of time with him working on movies and music.

Music:

We listen to a lot of Bjork and the Cramps and Coconut Records and Justin Timberlake and other artists similar to them...Mikey is currently working on an album with Jason Schwartzman and Jack White. Paige wrapped up recording on an album with Britney Spears. They actually went to the future to record the album. Actual aliens can be heard in the background. This record is very amazing and nothing else like it will ever be heard. It is very anticipated and it is expected to take home all the Grammys including Best Male Hip Hop Act because its just so tight its fully gonna win everything. Paige and Britney in the Future is due for release some time next year.

Movies:

We dig any flick that deals with drugs and/or furry talking animals.

Television:

We believe that the television is a creation of the devil.

Books:

Right now we're writing a children's book which we intend to post pictures of when we are finished. Each of us has also written numerous books dealing with subjects such as the El Chupacabra problem, how to time travel, an Ethiopian children recipie book, and also books about many different Western religions including Mikeyism.

Heroes:

We love these folk. We also admire the Pope. He's pretty pimp cuz he gets to wear a tight hat and junk. Also, we both want to grow up to be Steve Buscemi.

My Blog

fathers day

Okay kiddos with Fathers day comming up it's time to stick out your wang out and tell your dad happy fathers day
Posted by Mikey&Paige on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:38:00 PST

tattoo foundation

well....mikey just got a brand new tattoo of a zombie 50's housewife...mikey needs lots more ideas or money please do go on with the tom-foolery
Posted by Mikey&Paige on Fri, 30 May 2008 04:35:00 PST