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BALLS DEEP IN THE DEAD

About Me

BALLS DEEP IN THE DEAD is me and only me. My name is Natalie Bohemian. I write everything. I play shows alone. I created this project in the hopes that, eventually, the archaic thought of metal being a boys club would diminish a bit. Clearly, I was mistaken as this scene, so obviously dominated by guys, is still just as, well, unwelcoming as it always has been. My past and current musical projects include: INVU, A Bullet Away, Une Histoire Vraie, Natalie's MIDI Band, and The Ghost With The Most. As a part of these projects, I have played countless live shows and have enjoyed the opportunity of meeting and playing with a number of AMAZING touring bands.
I know I've said this before but, to reiterate, I'm really sick of automated comments. If you don't have the decency to leave me a real comment, I'm not going to approve it. I am also not going to comment your pictures or listen to your music. I'm not into laziness. Sorry.
For those of you who are curious, I produce all of my music with FL Studio 8 XXL Producer Edition. If you have any questions about what I do, feel free to ask.
Please remember, the existence of my vagina has NOTHING to do with my music. If you're ignorant, you need to get over yourself. If you're jealous, you're not challenging yourself enough.
♥ Have a wonderful day.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 18/04/2008
Influences: BANDS I HAVE SHARED THE STAGE WITH:
All Leather, American Folklore
Type of Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Crusher Magazine: DYING FETUS likes my band name...Just sayin'.

Here's an excerpt from an interview with DYING FETUS by Morgan Evans of Crusher Magazine:"MYE: Off topic a bit, but there's this young fuckin' girl on MySpace who makes these insanely funny but awesom...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:49:00 GMT

Fun Facts!

1.  I will be playing a show at the Ottobar on August 19, 2009.  It costs $10 and I think you can win tickets on the Ottobar website.  I am currently getting all of the drums mixed to the same levels ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:11:00 GMT

SERIOUSLY!

i am looking for shows. i do not want to sell tickets...but if i have to, i'd like to only have to sell a few, seeing as how there is only one of me...and i can't afford to eat the cost of extra tick...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 14:54:00 GMT

IDEA!

I THINK THEY SHOULD MAKE GLASS PIECES SHAPED LIKE TOILETS. THEN PEOPLE WOULD BE HIGH ON POT. ZOMG FML.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:32:00 GMT

I (don't) wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb.

Dear Maryland scene, I miss the days when you were nice.I am really disgusted by the behavior of most of the metal bands around here. I can't get over it. It's not supposed to be every man for himsel...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:22:00 GMT

Lyrics for an Unfinished Song... Because I'm lazy

The lyrics and the music have been taking forever.  Im not finished with the song, but& finally; here are the new lyrics for the song you havent heard yet& and which probably wont be recorded wi...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:26:00 GMT

ATTENTION: THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

HAVING THIS ON YOUR CAR...DOES NOT DENOTE YOUR" GOD-GIVEN RIGHT" TO DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE.SORRY.
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 05:14:00 GMT

Writing & Recording (04/20/2009 LOL)

This would be a super awesome day for me, but I don't smoke weed anymore lol... so I'm going to post about what I've been up to instead:- I'm working on enough lyrics to fill a book!- I'm re recording...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:11:00 GMT