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Darin

fingersmcgeep

About Me

The truth is I'm one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet. Unless I hate you. Then, I'm one of the nicest guys that will ever hate you.Family, friends, faith, love and Tabasco Slim Jims® are everything. Without them life can have no flavor.If you don't know me and you're reading this, chances are that you should probably go get a life...or a Slim Jim®.

My Interests

I'm - like - in a bahnd. I play bass with my fingers. Making girls who rejected me in the past regret the bloated, balding a-holes they picked over me. Building a working lightsaber. I also enjoy tapping my foot. Whooooo!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the person who invented Slim Jims®. Oh yeah and Imhotep. I'd also like to meet the guy who started the "raised-shirt-collar" trend again because I'd really like to kick him in the nuts.

Music:

I enjoy Video Game music, ringtones and Sheryl Crow.

Movies:

Star Wars, Stargate, Starman, Star Trek, Star Kid, Starbucks: The Movie

Television:

Food Network even though I don't eat much. FitTv even though I don't workout much. History Channel even though I don't hist much.

Heroes:

that guy